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Bald Baldwin
Posted by: Shawn on March 14, 2006 @ 4:32 pm
Wikipedia spoiler warning: this is an ULTRA CORNY JOKE. You have been warned!
An immigrant comes to America to start a new life and he wants to look for a job. He decides to get himself a second-hand suit, a newspaper and a haircut.
He goes to a barber. The barber says: ’so what’ll you have?’
The immigrant says: ’cut!’
The barber thinks... ’You mean, cut everything? You mean like... ’Bald??’
The immigrant’s English is not so hot, but of course he knows about America and he’s heard of famous celebrities and instead of ’bald’, he hears ’Baldwin’.
’Ya’, the immigrant replies.
’Ok, then.’
Well, as barbers do, he chats with the immigrant and asks him about his home country and what his dream is in America.
At the end of it all, the immigrant looks in the mirror and has a shocked look on his face. He’s completely bald, to his dismay!
The barber sees his customer is upset: ’I’m very sorry, I thought you wanted to be bald! I misunderstood you. So listen, this cut is FREE.’
Then the immigrant, obviously upset, looks up at the barber: ’I want TOUPEE.’
If this joke was funny, send me $200 by e-mail. Just kidding!! |
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