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Posted by: jay&jay on May 6, 2004 @ 3:08 am
A Shave and a Shine
Bob asks his wife to watch the bar for awhile as he has to run some errands.While Bob is gone an old friend, Fred, comes in..orders a beer and asks for Bob..wife tells him he’ll be back shortly.. while drinking his beer..he tells the wife if she’ll show him her right breast he’ll pay her $100 dollars.. she thinks about it for awhile and says what the hell.. she shows him her right breast.. he pays her the money and tells her for peek of her left breast he’ll pay her another $100..she picks up her shirt and shows him her left breast..he pays her..orders another drink..and tells her, he’ll pay her $200 dollars to see both breasts and just rub them a little..she objects at first then says what the hell.. picks up her shirt, shows off both breasts..Fred rubs them a little.. pays her, finishes his drink and leaves the bar.. a short while later Bob comes back and asks how things were.. the wife tells him that an old friend of his stopped in.... Bob asks if it was Fred..and the wife says yes.. Bob then asks if he left the $400 dollars Fred owed him!!!!! " |
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jewishlord on May 14, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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nice
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frank on June 7, 2004 @ 9:11 pm |
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this joke was fucking awsame |
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oops on December 17, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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And the wife says "No, he still owes you $400. He did however give me $400 to see and touch my breasts." |
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star on April 10, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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opps it sounds betts wiv out dat soz |
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jay&jay on June 22, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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you guys, i got this new buttplug and it vibrates and everything. im in love |
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Steph on January 9, 2006 @ 5:49 pm |
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Awesome...Just freakin awesome |
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