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John
Posted by: jay&jay on May 17, 2004 @ 4:58 am
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so John - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "John, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That’s not what I meant, but he’s right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter ’T’?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that John supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now John, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
John looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "shit I don’t know."
"Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, John wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!" |
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Hannie Bananie on September 11, 2004 @ 10:57 am |
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lmao!!! thats so funny!! |
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your mom on January 4, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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that joke is the oldest one ever and poop on you hannie Bananie |
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