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Posted by: Jay&Jay on May 17, 2004 @ 5:04 am
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fuckin around, we won’t be bringing you next time." |
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wtf on July 6, 2004 @ 3:22 am |
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haha..i thought it was good |
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Heather on July 8, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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I dont get it |
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ej on July 17, 2004 @ 3:50 pm |
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Jay&Jay shutup. Mark is right, you suck stick 2 corny jokes cuz you can’t tell nething else worth shit. |
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alildingy on July 27, 2004 @ 11:04 pm |
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its a lil harsh with the jesus saying the F word. |
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evan on August 11, 2004 @ 3:18 am |
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Great joke, but Jesus wouldn’t say the F word... I thought that was harsh and I changed it to messing when I retold the joke to a friend. |
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penishandmcgee on August 13, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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you guys all seem pretty lame
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your a dumbass on November 23, 2004 @ 9:28 am |
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Ya you suck at telling jokes jesus wouldnt say fuck and that joke sucked ox anyway!
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M on March 4, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Man, religion makes people touchy. I think people forget that no matter how godly Jesus was, he was also just as human. Great joke anyway. |
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