Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Corny Jokes - Mugger+US Congressman
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




Mugger+US Congressman
Posted by: Jay&Jay on May 23, 2004 @ 3:54 am

Go Back

Late one night,a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped in front of a well-dressed man in a very nice suit and the mugger put a gun to his head.

Mugger said "Give me all you’r fuckin money"

The well dressed man said "You cant do this i’m a US congressman".

The mugger said "Well in that case Give me all MY fuckin money".


Add your own comment

From: jamahl on May 28, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: this joked ate shit! with a capital S

From: shaun on May 30, 2004 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: shit shit shit shit shit shit

From: Jay&Jay on August 31, 2004 @ 11:04 am
Comment: You both are shit!!!

From: MR. CHARLIE on September 11, 2004 @ 5:15 pm
Comment: GOOD ONE!

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.