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Left Not Right
Posted by: Jay&Jay on June 11, 2004 @ 5:36 pm

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A man who just went through a brutal divorce with his witch of a wife came about a migical bottle and from this bottle and a genie came and promised him three wishes. The only problem was whatever he wished for and recieved his wife would get double of what he gets.

So first he asked the genie for a house in the carribean. The genie agreed but reminded him that his wife would get two houses in the carribean. Boom it was done.

For his second wish he asked for 100 million dollers. Agin the genie reminded him that his wife would get twice that. Boom it was done.

The man could not decide what to wish for on his third wish but he thought long and hard. When the genie finally told him he must wish his final wish he said "Genie, I want you to beat me half to death. " and Boom it was done.


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From: Roe on August 8, 2004 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: Sucks!

From: Jay&Jay on August 20, 2004 @ 12:18 pm
Comment: Yea your mom did that too last night!!!

From: ... on October 6, 2004 @ 8:05 pm
Comment: haha i like it

From: loser on November 23, 2004 @ 9:31 am
Comment: hahahahaa .................no it sux cox

From: jojo on November 23, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: lame

From: OMIGOD on December 3, 2004 @ 11:23 pm
Comment: kill your wife that makes sence

From: Sylwia on February 17, 2005 @ 5:35 pm
Comment: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES

   
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