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the three tomatoes
Posted by: purple haze on August 26, 2004 @ 2:21 pm

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One day there was these three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. the baby tomato was walking too slow, so the daddy tomato went back, stepped on him and said ketchup!


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From: the dude on August 26, 2004 @ 5:20 pm
Comment: that joke was sick!!

From: eric and debbie on August 30, 2004 @ 1:03 am
Comment: YESSSSSSS!!!!!

AWESOME!

From: laura on September 3, 2004 @ 12:29 am
Comment: that joke was deffinately stolen from pulp fiction

From: starcharly4 on September 11, 2004 @ 8:54 am
Comment: tthat joke was a real condiment to the person that submitted it.

From: tim on September 11, 2004 @ 12:42 pm
Comment: that was by far one of the corniest jokes ive eva heard, in a good way

From: myxplytx on September 13, 2004 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: ive already heard the joke before...AND I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA

From: Alina on September 15, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
Comment: OMG...that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard. I love it. ^.^

From: Jay&Jay on September 17, 2004 @ 1:16 am
Comment: That was the best corny joke i ever read i like it

From: Ellie Nash on September 27, 2004 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: That was so corny. But it was hilarious. I sent it to Emma, she was cracking up hysterical so was ash.

From: Aimee on October 6, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: PULP FICTION, said that joke UMA THURMAN, nice try though

From: The Dude on October 13, 2004 @ 9:01 am
Comment: Who cares if pulp fiction said it. It’s still a good joke!

From: funny man on October 14, 2004 @ 9:36 am
Comment: that was shit !!!!

From: ... on November 5, 2004 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: Cool

From: COOTIES! on November 9, 2004 @ 9:35 pm
Comment: effin love it... hahahahaha

From: rahul chhabra on November 12, 2004 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: well, i cud afford to laugh again on such a joke which is so old.

From: esme on February 19, 2005 @ 12:25 am
Comment: That joke is sooooo old and pulp fiction wasnt first to say it.. you really havent heard any classic jokes if this was the first time you heard it

From: Browneyed Girl on April 23, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: That was TOO FUNNY! Good one!

P.S. Esme....go get squashed! LOL

   
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