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rope joke
Posted by: bb on March 15, 2005 @ 4:42 pm

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A rope walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "can I get a beer" the bar tender says "no we don’t serve ropes here, get out." so the rope goes out side and ties himself in a knot and mess up his hair and goes back in. He says to the bar tender "can I get beer?" the bar tender says hey aren’t you the same rope I just told to leave, and the ropes says.................................."No I’m AFRAID NOT! hee hee ;)


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From: Knowall on March 19, 2005 @ 7:05 am
Comment: Check out Dec 13th 2004 joke titled "Rope".Any more versions folks?

From: me on April 3, 2005 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: try harder

From: hi on April 28, 2005 @ 1:08 am
Comment: i like it. just corny enough

From: WOO on April 28, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: YES! YES! MY GOD YES! THANK YOU JESUS! GREAT JOKE!

From: yeah whatever on May 22, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: um......the tee hee kinda ruins it. You gotta end the joke right after its final punch line

From: Brad on January 9, 2006 @ 6:13 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

   
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