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Posted by: Hoose on March 21, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
I wen’t into the butchers today and he said to me "i bet you £2 you can’t reach those pieces of meat" i said I won’t bet, he said "why?" i said "the steaks are too high"
so i went to the off license i said Tennants? he said no we own the place.
I went to buy an ice cream i said to the man ill have a 99 and a flake, he said hundreds and thousands i said just the one for now.
i was in Nigeria, this all happened today by the way, i went on a land rover safari, it was rubbish i didnt see any land rovers.
i remember the first thing my mum said to me when i was born she said "ahh i was expecting you".... i was actually christened with a flamethrower, that was a baptism and a fire...... the priest was wearing a gorilla costume... which was a blessing in disguise.
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Dick Divers on May 7, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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Does Tim Vine know you’ve nicked his jokes? |
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yeah whatever on May 22, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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does anybody understand any one of those after the first joke?
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