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Cow Pokers
Posted by: Bill McGonigle on May 5, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
True Story: Working construction (near Tombstone , Arizona) my work partner "Joe" is telling tales about "Pete".
Joe says "You know old Pete did time in prison for cattle rustling"
I answer "Yea I heard. That its kind of amazing that cattle rustling still exists."
Joe: "When the day is over and we go to the change shack ask Pete for instructions on how to have sex with a cow."
Me: "NO WAY!! I’ve heard of beastiality but with a cow? You’re setting me up. That can’t exist !"
Later at the change shack Joe calls out to Pete: "My partner wants you to tell him how to get it on with a cow"
Before I can say anything Pete is laying out instructions involving cattle gates and ropes and avoiding getting fertilized by manure. I won’t go into any more details.
I say to Joe "Man that is gross!"
Joe says to Pete " I saw a good looking herd of Hefers in Dragoon Canyon on the way to work this morning. Lets stop off there on the way home and get a little."
Pete says "Nah, I’m not horny at all right now."
Joe says "Well wait till you see these cows!!!!!" |
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Corey Brady on May 6, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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That joke sucks ass on a bad day! hahaha..anyways..my Aunt Jugglenutter makes better jokes than u n33b!!! |
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