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Signs Your Cow Has
Posted by: S on October 13, 2004 @ 8:45 am
Signs Your Cow Has
Mad-Cow Disease
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.
She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia.
Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.
Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow tips other cows over and laughs.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose. |
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| From: |
Ruth on October 15, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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LOL.. HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA HA HA AH AH HA HA funny... I really like it! |
| From: |
SHADYGURL_69 on November 6, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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wasnt good wasnt bad, sort of long too. but i’ll give u some credit it was kinda funny |
| From: |
lucy on November 25, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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this joke was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny. I was cracking up when i read it. |
| From: |
fatboy on December 22, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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how funny can u get im pissing myself laughing
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| From: |
omilo on January 20, 2005 @ 8:44 am |
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hahaha loved it... hahahaha never heard a cow joke like that before... |
| From: |
wonder woman on February 28, 2005 @ 8:32 am |
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i smell of cows, i like them |
| From: |
Belinda on March 2, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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As a victim of the Belinda the Cow book associated jokes, I must say that this one is funny...deserves a pat on the behind...udderly hilarious |
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dude on March 22, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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sucked dick |
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dude on March 22, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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get fuckin real |
| From: |
gary on April 8, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
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excellant |
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hunnibee on June 14, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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im seen that joke before on funnyjunk.com so thats shit loving ya hunnibee Garry will you go out with me im waiting 4 a awnser
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