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One seat per person
Posted by: Jacko on April 5, 2004 @ 2:42 pm
A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to
the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge.
The usher became more impatient: "Sir, I don’t care if you’re drunk- if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the
aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of
them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally
they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly
then asked, "All right buddy, what’s your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With pain in his voice Sam replied,. . . . . . "The balcony."
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| From: |
Charmaine on September 23, 2004 @ 7:24 am |
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Brilliant.....!!! |
| From: |
KC on October 23, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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LACKING- BUT GOOD |
| From: |
Angel on December 21, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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haha....nice... |
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ST8 Fan on February 8, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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Good punchline. I would’ve made it go on alot longer, just to piss people off. |
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just_A_yng cowboy on February 23, 2005 @ 3:29 am |
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that wood be the shits woodnt it!!!!!!!
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