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Cowboy and the Snake
Posted by: Riane on May 18, 2004 @ 5:40 pm
One day a cowboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So the cowboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake.suddenly the snake spoke.
"Don’t shoot!! If you don’t shoot me I will grant you three wishes!"
The cowboy put away his gun and said " All right then, I want a face like Tom Cruz, a body like Arnold Swanzkaure, and sexual equipment like the horse that i am riding."
The horse looked at the cowboy and said "All right when you get back to your cabin you will have these three wishes."
So the cowboy spun his horse around and raced back to his cabin when he got there he ran inside and looked in the mirror. And he had a face like Tom Cruz, So then he ripped off his shirt and he had a body like Arnold. Getting really exicited he pulled down his pants and...
"Oh Shit I forgot I was ridding the mare!" |
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| From: |
christian on June 28, 2004 @ 5:53 pm |
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painless castration. |
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Readbetweenthelines on October 10, 2004 @ 12:27 pm |
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ha ha ha make sure you have the right equipment....before making a wish! lol |
| From: |
KC on October 23, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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FUNNY |
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sassy cowgirl on November 23, 2004 @ 11:08 pm |
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Thats great, hahaha! |
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Angel on December 21, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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hahaha...lmao...thatz great! I love it! |
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ST8 Fan on February 8, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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That’s a good’n. Wouldn’t share it with anybody though. |
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Sexy Cowgirl on March 4, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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That was great! i love it! |
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F-N on April 21, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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Hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious!
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Cas on July 13, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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funny but ive heard it b4! |
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