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Once upon a Cowboy
Posted by: Hannah on December 17, 2004 @ 4:58 pm

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunatly, the saloon’s regulars had a habit of picking on strangers. When the cowboy finished his drink he went out to his horse. Not to his suprise his horse wasnt there. He went back in, handily flipped his gun in the air, caught it, and shouted loudly, "All right, I’m gonna get another drink, and by the time I go back out, I want my horse to be there or I’m gonna be forced to do what I did in Texas!" The cowboy, true to his word, had a beer and walked outside to find that his horse was there. The bartender walked out with him and said tenativley, "Say, partner. Before you go, can I ask what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned and said, "I had to walk home."


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From: $$ PEEPSTER $$ on December 25, 2004 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: This joke is to long.$$ PEEPSTER $$.

From: dave on January 19, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: good joke but i agree to long

From: poop on February 7, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Comment: .........................................................................? 2 LONG!!

From: ST8 Fan on February 8, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Comment: It’s a good’n. Could’ve summed it up just a tad, but what’s the point of the joke if the reader’s not eager to read it til the very end, right?

From: brad on February 14, 2005 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: 2 long................................................

From: citrusgirl on March 6, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: hey that wasnt too bad i’ll be usin that one.... no it wasnt that long. i liked it. have a good one

From: dunc on March 10, 2005 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: liked it

From: blah on April 18, 2005 @ 5:35 pm
Comment: good

From: git-r-done on May 23, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
Comment: I love that joke...don listen to them...it wasn’t to long

From: Nomad on May 28, 2005 @ 12:53 pm
Comment: C-

From: Kate on July 8, 2005 @ 10:43 am
Comment: That was a real knee slapper :D lol I liked it... sarcastic people... niiiiice!!!!! :D

From: cas on July 13, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: i dont fink it was too long i thought it was a good 1!

From: $queak on July 29, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: told it to my cowboy friends and they loved it.

   
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