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hot air balloon...
Posted by: Taryn on May 21, 2005 @ 10:42 pm
| A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am!" The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.""I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man, "You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s MY fault." |
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Bones Patskull on June 4, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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Excellent |
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Common Sense on June 6, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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BULLSEYE!!!!!!! |
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Sarah on June 7, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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Hahaha, GREAT joke! Love it, and it is so true. |
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Phx_26 on June 8, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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That was great, I heard one similar to it that if I find I will post it here. |
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sara on July 13, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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so true lol it was good |
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X2C on July 13, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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this joke is dumb -_- |
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Ray on July 18, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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ha...dont ya just love politics |
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Chase on July 25, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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That is the story behind all democrats, they take what hard work the republicans have done, got some gov funding to make outlandish statements while they cant hold down their own party. |
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The General on July 29, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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That joke is excellent, Intelligent, and handliy sizes up the situation perfectly. |
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