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Cats and Democrats
Posted by: Dave on April 13, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"
The owner replied "They’re democrats."
The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta’ see this!"
Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.
"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds. |
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| From: |
Amie on July 21, 2004 @ 12:25 am |
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We will have a strong president, President Kerry will laugh in your faces! |
| From: |
republican on July 28, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
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One problem... a strong president sticks to his beliefs and doesnt flip flop on issues. VOTE BUSH!!! |
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Louise on August 2, 2004 @ 1:38 pm |
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I am very afraid. I’m afraid because in the area where I live all people are pro-Kerry. I hope that is not the case throughout the remainder of the country. John Kerry knows how to say what he thinks people want to hear. He had absolutely no idea how things in the White House operates and doesn’t know whether or not he can do anything differently from any other President. All I know is, John Kerry’s ONLY platform is to attack the Bush administration. He is a veteran, true - but an ASHAMED veteran (just ask Jane Fonda!). |
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sleepy on August 9, 2004 @ 3:10 pm |
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can’t we all just get along? Good joke by the way. |
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ShaggyAggie on August 18, 2004 @ 12:33 pm |
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Just don’t fall into the trap. Democrats are full of crap. |
| From: |
Jordan on August 23, 2004 @ 7:09 am |
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I wish more of those idiots would open their eyes cuz we’re screwed if Kerry gets elected |
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Myheroisacowboy on September 17, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
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Good joke. Definition of a liberal: so open minded their brains have fallen out. Let’s win one for the Gipper! |
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Republican always on September 23, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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If I should ever need a brain transplant, I definitely will insist on getting a Democrat’s brain. That way I’ll be sure to get one that hasn’t been used very much! |
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ALEX SUVAGAU on October 25, 2004 @ 9:30 pm |
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AWSOME JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Jhon Kerry is president WERE IN SHIT |
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zulu on November 6, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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Grow a brain and think for yourself as a republican does and don’t be stupid like a democrate and keep your eyes closed and follow their lead!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
George W on November 16, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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I kick JFKs ass. SUCK IT! |
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RedsoxgrlT on January 4, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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YIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Kerry lost! AAAAHHHH HHAAAAAAAA
GWB 2004!!!! |
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unknown on January 14, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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too bad the red sux supported kerry not bush dumb azz |
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