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Heart Attack
Posted by: mike on April 28, 2004 @ 1:56 pm
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack.
The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E. R. doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I’m afraid that your uncle’s brain is dead, but his
heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock, "We’ve never had a democrat in the family before". |
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| From: |
conservative on June 3, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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screw that guy keep the jokes comin |
| From: |
matt on July 23, 2004 @ 1:04 pm |
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that should be a republican joke |
| From: |
paige on August 13, 2004 @ 11:39 am |
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sad, but oh so true... |
| From: |
JAM on September 13, 2004 @ 3:37 am |
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Very Democrat |
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yellow dart on November 3, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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That joke is very true and democrates are alwoys wrong no matter what the issue. |
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Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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Hey Matt, you’re comment was that should be a republican joke. -Well, too bad. It was a clever republican that thought it up. Your comment only gives the joke more truth stupid! |
| From: |
Sprinkles on January 23, 2005 @ 5:53 am |
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Clever, as always Republicans are a step ahaed. |
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jbird on March 17, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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fuck you deez nutts
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Fouster on June 14, 2005 @ 5:08 am |
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Peetail. Hee hee. |
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