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Stranded
Posted by: Lucus Mantee on June 11, 2004 @ 11:12 am
A guy was driving down the highway when his car broke down. He had a pressing appointment, and he needed to get to town one way or another, so he decided to hitchhike. He stood along the side of the highway and stuck out his thumb and after a while a car pulled over.
"Can I hitch a ride?" the man inquired.
"Are you a democrat or a republican?" the man in the car replied.
"Republican."
"Well screw you!" said the man with the car as he sped off.
He continued trying and then another car pulled up.
"Can i hitch a ride?" he inquired.
"Are you a democrat or a republican?" the man in the car asked.
"Republican."
"Well you can burn in hell!" cried the man in the car as he drove off.
Seeing that his car had broke down near a town full of democrats, he decided that a slight change of tactics was in order. He stuck out his thumb again. Finally, a woman pulled over in a convertable.
"Can I hitch a ride?" he asked.
"Are you a democrat or a republican?" She asked.
"Democrat."
"In that case, hop in!"
So he hopped in the red convertable and was soon speeding down the highway. As the woman drove, he began to notice how attractive she was. Then after only a short while of driving, he yelled "Stop the car!"
"Is something wrong?" the woman asked.
"I’ve been a democrat for less than five minutes and I already want to screw somebody." |
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Matt on July 26, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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I’m a democrat and even that was funny |
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Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 4:58 pm |
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Great joke! Jokes are so funny when threre is truth in the punch line. |
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UmWoW on January 21, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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Can you please stop man, Wait no in fact keep going i think it’s starting to make sense. |
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America Rules!!!!!! on February 12, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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Well we are lucky to have countrymen like Matt at the top; however there are xeneophobic, anti-semitic chauvinists out there that are disrespectful towards people who are over weight. (Of course they would lable Republicans as this; but look again).
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