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Lightbulb Joke
Posted by: Gary on August 22, 2004 @ 3:04 am

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Question: How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None. They think the government is supposed to do that for them.


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From: zulu on November 6, 2004 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: This is a great description of a true democrate and all they stand for.

From: King on November 16, 2004 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: Yes, soo true, go BUSH!

From: Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
Comment: True!!!! I’ll agree with Zulu’s comment: This is a true democrate and all they stand for.

From: Go dubbya on December 21, 2004 @ 5:48 pm
Comment: i love this joke- it’s probably true too.

From: KTO on February 5, 2005 @ 1:51 am
Comment: I don’t see why democrats are so pissed off. They look happy in their granola lifestyle with their unnecessary body hair (eek) and dreadlocks. I wish I was a democrat sometimes so I could sit on my lazy ass and feel sorry for myself for being poor and unsuccessful and wish Kerry won the election so the successful people who actually worked for their money could lose it in taxes which go to the people who work at McDonalds for $3 a day...hmm....

From: ... on May 22, 2005 @ 10:44 am
Comment: i like that joke! and i also agree with KTO...

From: gary on May 27, 2005 @ 2:14 am
Comment: i heared that monica voted for dubya in the last election.
she said democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

From: Fouster on June 14, 2005 @ 3:29 am
Comment: Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!

   
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