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Democrat’s Brains
Posted by: Kevin on September 18, 2004 @ 0:33 am
A man is wandering around on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals. He passes by a butcher shop that specializes in human brains. The sign outside read: ’ARTIST BRAINS: $100 AN OUNCE; SCIENTIST BRAINS: $250 AN OUNCE; PHILOSOPHER BRAINS: $300 AN OUNCE; DEMOCRAT BRAINS $1,000 AN OUNCE. The man looked at the sign at said to the clerk: "man, those democrat brains must be popular."
"Popular? Are you kidding?" Replied the clerk. "Do you know how many democrats you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?!" |
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| From: |
L.H. on October 21, 2004 @ 9:02 am |
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Any joke with a democrat as the butt is hilarious to me!!! |
| From: |
Cory on November 2, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
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good joke like it
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| From: |
zulu on November 6, 2004 @ 1:57 pm |
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This is so very true!!!!!!!! |
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Ozzy on November 7, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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Man democrats must be stupid and all u know cause there not smart enough to read a book during 9/11 or send a buttload of soldiers down in iraq to die.....man to bad democrats cant be that smart |
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Eddie on November 9, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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"Man democrats must be stupid and all u know cause there not smart enough to read a book during 9/11 or send a buttload of soldiers down in iraq to die.....man to bad democrats cant be that smart"
Speaking of reading books, perhaps you should try it. You may actually pick up how to spell and punctuate a sentence.! |
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G. W. on November 10, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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Ozzy, suck my #### |
| From: |
Cheny on November 11, 2004 @ 5:33 pm |
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You want to see a lack of brains, look at Bush, you dumbf*cks |
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Ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 6:47 pm |
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ummmm cheny is right and eddie r u on crack? i spelled nothing wrong lol ur messed up man |
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W. = We WIN on November 13, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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Eddie,
Let’s leave Oz alone. He and his fellow Dems need time to regroup. Let’s remember the price of brains. My hope is they will eventually click their heals and say "There’s no place like home". Who knows, this might actually work. Nothing else they do appears to be the answer. |
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Bush 04 on November 14, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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Yeah he sat reading a book during 9/11 in front of schoolchildren. What should he have done Ozzy, get up and scream "We’re all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!" ? |
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Ren on November 22, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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democrats definitly aren’t smart enough to get elected... |
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Jb on December 5, 2004 @ 11:14 pm |
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HILLARIOUS, DEMOCRATS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS HIPPIES |
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Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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This is a 5 star joke!
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RedsoxgrlT on December 16, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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LOL Bush 04!
JB, the are just as bad, cause hippie and democrats are one in the same. |
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no shit on February 15, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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republicans are communists! |
| From: |
Zak on February 19, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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Hey, I voted for Kerry.....that was before i voted against him. |
| From: |
Brian on March 3, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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Deomocrats are Godless , socialist , sub-human REPROBATES ! |
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Brian on March 3, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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Democrats are Godless , socialist , sub-human REPROBATES ! |
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Brian on March 3, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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Democrats are Godless , socialist , sub-human REPROBATES ! |
| From: |
Rob on March 6, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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Democrats.....*shakes his head* |
| From: |
Will on March 26, 2005 @ 1:40 am |
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Matthew Vallani(and anyone else out there), are you Christian? |
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Gnry Sgt Puppy Toes on April 24, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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Will, don’t even start. Idiot. |
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yah on May 21, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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we all already know dems are retards, even dems know it, they’re just too proud to admit it. therefore they need to make it seem that they’re right and everyone else is wrong... all to protect pride.. what morons. |
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Michael on June 3, 2005 @ 4:27 am |
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Since this comment is most likely true for all the Democratic jokes posted, I might as well just say that I’m too lazy to write that in about 30 jokes...Almost 1000 characters for about 30 jokes...Yeah right! |
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dumbassdemocrat on June 14, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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lets start a revolution against that that there bush fella or not or maybe we should i don’t know i just do what my democratic leaders tell me to do |
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dumbassdemocrat on June 14, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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lets start a revolution against that that there bush fella or not or maybe we should i don’t know i just do what my democratic leaders tell me to do |
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Minus on June 20, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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Okay, come on guys this is the internet. Who punctuates? |
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Ryan on July 4, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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gee... you post a joke about Democrats and they get all bugged out of their mind.
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Gee... on July 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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Ryan, you post a joke about Bush or his Ilk and they git down-right Ornery too.
Well, I guess that proves most people can’t laugh at themselves. |
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