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Newborn Kittens
Posted by: jason on November 4, 2004 @ 8:47 am
| During the Democratic campaign through Ohio a few months ago he came across a young girl who had a litter of newborn kittens. The Democrat candidate goes up to this girl and says, "Hello young lady those are the most beautiful kittens I have ever seen in my life, but I must ask you....are they Republican or Democrat?" The young girl said, "Mr. these kittens are definitely Democrat." He responded by saying, "I am glad to hear that." A few weeks passed and he went to campaign through Ohio once again but this time he saw the young girl selling her kittens on the side of the road. He walks up to her and says, "I see you are selling your kittens, but i must ask are they Republican or Democrat."The young girl says "they are surely Republican" and he asks her, "why the change", she replies...."Well Mr. they were Democrats before they opened their eyes." |
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Robert on November 11, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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I am Republican and I still don’t get this joke...whatever man |
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Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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Robert darling .... The joke is saying that her kittens were Dem. when they were not capable of doing any thing for there self and needed handouts from someone to be fed. But when they matured and opened there eyes and realized that they can do for there self ,and they don’t need something bigger to do everthing for them.... well they became Rep. I found this joke to be cute. |
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Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 5:17 pm |
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Jason, I just read this joke and I think maybe you stole it from Dave who put it on here in April. You just changed it around from the kittens being in a store window to a little girl having them. Stealing from others is a very Democrate thing to do. |
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proud rebub on March 1, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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dezz nuts... you can’t even spell can’t, much less unintelligible, so please be quiet. |
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sara on July 13, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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i agree Andy!!! lol. its the only way for the liberals to actually try and get there point across that they dont like conservatives. well dezz nuts, al i can say is that i hope that you and sprinkles will be happy together
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