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News of the Week
Posted by: Bruce on November 11, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

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News this week:

Al Gore has announced he wants a recount as he believes he won the 2004 election too.

Senator Hillary Clinton was asked if she would run in 2008 and replied ’Dah why do you think I stay with Bill".

In a related story Former President Clinton responded "She’s just mad that I get more women than she does".

And in a follow up queston Former President Clinton was asked about his heart bypass surgery "it went fine, the same doctor that did my ethical bypass was hired and everything went fine.".

That’s my right-wing slant and I’m sticking to it.


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From: RJWEST on January 1, 2005 @ 1:55 am
Comment: Left wingers are losers
Right wingers are cool
If there was ever a war between the left and right the right would win you know why
We Have the f*ing guns u wetodit son of a who-bic-skank

From: kerry h8tr on January 14, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
Comment: actually during the civil war the south’s main party was democrats not republicans you idiot!

From: unknown on January 14, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: the southerners were democrats during the civil war you dumb azz

From: Bush Won! on January 19, 2005 @ 1:58 am
Comment: The facts are that Bush Won! Simple!

From: sonshone on February 19, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
Comment:
republicans are commies? should you think before you speak? The dems are the pinko’s Look the word up,then you decide who’s progressing into communism.

From: god's dad on March 1, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: there’s a new book out for democrats, it’s called the real world. if you’re a democrat, you don’t read it, someone with common sense hits you with it, thus the real world knocks you on your ass in preparation of your departure from your mom’s basement.

From: Git-R-Done Redneck on March 6, 2005 @ 1:50 am
Comment: God damn liberal hippy sumbitches. You can all kiss my ass. Republicans got it right. You god damn demo’s wanna socialize and communize this here country and make it shitty, like Canada.
P.S. If the South Woulda Won We’d A Had It Made!

From: some kid on March 7, 2005 @ 11:48 pm
Comment: liberalism, communism, socialism, is their a difference?

From: Pugsly on April 1, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
Comment: I think it’s kind of funny that there’s a Demon-crat section for jokes but no Republican section.

From: Ripper on April 18, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Comment: Hey Pugsly, we stole that too remember just like the election.

   
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