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Difference b/w Democrats and Republicans
Posted by: Brad on January 27, 2005 @ 10:06 am
Two rookie Congressmen, one democrat and one republican, were walking along the street in D.C. They came upon a homeless man asleep on the sidewalk. The Republican woke him up, gave him $20 for something to eat and gave him a lead on where he might get a job. The Democrat was very impressed.
Later they came upon another homeless man. The democrat, not wanting to be outdone, reached into the republican’s pocket and took $50 and gave it to the homeless man and then told him where the welfare office was located. |
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WOw on January 27, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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beautiful |
| From: |
dezz on February 6, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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mocha_pup_py@hotmail.com |
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Maren on February 7, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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Ha Ha-- Great joke, because of the truth in it. |
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Luckyzac on February 15, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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Well, ya gotta believe that it is true...As for what was said earlier...Sure some Republicans are getting too Moderate if you ask me...Personally I am an extreme Conservative...very extreme...lol |
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Ja Ja on March 8, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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Was good, except for a republican does not give money to the poor... he just forces them into jail or the armed service... |
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trevor on March 13, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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Ha Ha so true |
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Pugsly on April 1, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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First off, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican and Washington was a Whig, predecessor to the Republican party. MLK and Ghandi simply desired social change, politics aside. Oh yeah, the Nazi party in the US is called "The National Socialist Party", and no conservative will EVER call himself socialist. Saddam was a Bathist dictator and Osama would love to have a Democrat in office because of their stance on the military and defense spending. Time for one of my generalizations: People named Tony should get a fucking clue and read a book. |
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Michael Moore on April 11, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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I’d like to stick a camera up your ass to make a documentary on your brain. |
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Moore Hater on April 17, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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Moore, you’ve never had anything to do with scientific findings or facts of any kind unless you’re bending them for one of your dumb ass flicks. I wouldn’t even download one of those shitty movies and watch it for free. Go on a diet, stop peddling lies and opinion as fact and shut your fat fucking mouth already. |
| From: |
Ripper on April 24, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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Well said Moore Hater. |
| From: |
De Angelo on April 25, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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Hey Matthew take another hit!!! |
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NorCal on May 11, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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LOLOL!!! This is so true!!! Stupid Democrats! |
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Fuck Bush on May 14, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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Fuck off conservatives. Ruin the country however you like. If you want to run it into the ground, that is your choice. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. |
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RE: Fuck Bush on May 15, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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Listen to this fucking Mo-Mo talk about how conservatives are going to ruin the country. Liberal apathy and politics will be the doom of the USA. Do us all a favor and read the constitution (don’t forget the bill of rights) and think about original intent for a change. |
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blackbuck on May 18, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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buck find matthewboy and buddies again. buck give all of you bowelblast with creamcorn and then give you bowelblast with pyookie from bad cream porkpie. |
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gary on May 28, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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your so-called bill-of-rights has been trampled into the ground by Ashcroft and the Bush Administration. At this very moment, secret meetings are being held in Washington by our elected representatives (only republicans invited) to further restrict the American public’s libery.
WE are moving toward the 1984 of "BIG BROTHER" faster and faster. |
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I Love Our Pres on June 26, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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Great joke! Oh so true indeed. Liberals are not very intelligent. |
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Oktobreana on July 13, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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And we wonder why some people dislike this country. Listen to yourselves. All you can do, on EITHER side, is spew hate and venom.
Make change happen - don’t just sit here and complain about it. |
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Listen to Chomsky on July 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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i think the real problem is that both sides are right about the other. liberals have no fucking idea what the hell is going on, and repub’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves. you’re all so busy splitting eachother’s heads you havn’t looked at the bigger picture. bush is an asshole, because subjective concern is self defeating (no pun intended). and liberals, would you please take a stand and commit to something? you can’t win on both sides of the line, so stop trying.
also: to pugsly. washington wasn’t a whig, he had no official party offiliation. originally the whigs were loyalists to the crown before and during the revolution. later they reformed in direct response to andrew jakcson’s newly founded democratic party. almost 50 years after washington was in office. |
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