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sore tooth
Posted by: izzi on April 13, 2004 @ 1:26 pm

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a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth tobe removed. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you. again the answer was no. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills. the man takes them and asks what they were. the dentist replies viagra. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for. well it won’t do shit for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth.


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From: Joyce on August 18, 2004 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: my dentist tells this joke to most of his patients...except he makesit sound like one of HIS patients had to come in and HE gave the patient the viagra...it certainly makes them calmer during the appointements! (i’m his assistant)

From: looper dumb on November 21, 2004 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: that was okay but try to keep the swares out my mom will kill me when she figures out im on this swaring site

From: Cobain_lover on January 2, 2005 @ 5:58 am
Comment: tha was funny...well kinda

From: Den on March 24, 2005 @ 12:28 am
Comment: my girlfriend recently got her tooth pulled out i was searching for something funny to email her.. this cracked me up hehe

From: nicky domise on April 1, 2005 @ 6:46 am
Comment: wat is he going to hold on to??

From: Heather A. Smith on April 27, 2005 @ 10:19 am
Comment: I have two really bad teeth that I am waiting to have pulled and I am really nervous about it but some good humor might help the situation. I hope I have a comedian for a dentist.

From: la la la on June 14, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: well...i have to have my tooth pulled.....i’m a girl....any takers?

   
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