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Doc I am allergic
Posted by: Rich on December 16, 2004 @ 3:29 pm

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A man went to the dentist because his tooth was hurting.
The dentist told him after the examination that he need a root canal.

The man replied “O.K. lets do it”.

The dentist told him he will feel a pinch when he gives him the shot of the numbing agent.

The man says “NO Doc I am allergic to that”.

The doctor tells him O.K. we are going to give you Nitrous Oxide.

The man says “No Doc I am allergic to the gas.”

So then the doctor gives him 2 pills with a glass of water & the man takes it.

The doctor comes back in 10 minutes & the man says “Doc will those 2 blue pills kill the pain?”

The doctor replies “no, that was Viagra.”

The man says “Viagra!, I don’t need that! What’s that going to do for me?”

The doctor replies, “I know, But it will give you something to hang on to”.


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From: brad on February 6, 2005 @ 10:14 pm
Comment: this joke rocks!!!!

From: POP on February 7, 2005 @ 7:16 am
Comment: haha funny joke

From: debbie on February 23, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Comment: good joke

From: Heather on April 27, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: That is pretty funny!!

From: mark on May 28, 2005 @ 5:48 am
Comment: i dint understand it cause it was so totally stupid

   
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