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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



lesbian diet
Posted by: Jan on April 2, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

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Why couldn’t the lesbian diet?

Because she couldn’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face.


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From: b dub on April 12, 2005 @ 10:49 am
Comment: That is really fucking funny

From: donald on April 12, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: i dont get it

From: Nancy on April 25, 2005 @ 9:59 pm
Comment: I have an alternative joke:

How did the lesbian diet?

She ate tunafish & carpet. Low carbs!

From: jes on April 26, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: umm........... Nancey i don’t get ur joke

From: NoRtHrIdGeHoTtIe05 on May 5, 2005 @ 7:58 am
Comment: that is sooo flippin funny!

From: Taneisha on May 10, 2005 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: That was kinda funny, NOT HA ha I didn’t get it

From: mindy on May 13, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: that was pretty good with the ecception of me being a lesbian!!!

From: Lol on May 20, 2005 @ 11:27 am
Comment: Ok im a blond texan and i even got that, whats wrong with you people! DA! Jeny craig ( diet plan) Mary Kay ( makeup-hince the face part) hope that helped but i doubt it!

From: gary on May 22, 2005 @ 2:56 am
Comment: that was perty dam funny. blond texan from above comment - lose about 90 pounds and get back to me.



From: Rap God on May 23, 2005 @ 11:19 am
Comment: verry funny

From: Jay(fromkay&jay) on June 1, 2005 @ 8:16 am
Comment: that was fuckin hilarious

From: b.b. on June 4, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: what kiind of fucking joke was that

From: babydoll06 on June 13, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: I thought it was quite funny .

From: sexy lol on July 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: dont get it but LOL

From: Chill Pill on July 19, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Comment: Now that’s my kind of diet!

From: lol on July 25, 2005 @ 4:08 pm
Comment: lol does it means she already have mary kay on her face

From: Double the fun on July 29, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Comment: as long as you get your fill thats all that matters.

From: ur mom on October 10, 2006 @ 2:27 pm
Comment: ur in trouble young man.....lmao

From: cici on October 10, 2006 @ 2:27 pm
Comment: fuckin amazin!!!

From: maxdog on October 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: fish is a good diet ..!!!

From: sampo on October 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: fucking fool, i read your joke intending to laugh

From: sampo on October 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: fucking fool, i read your joke intending to laugh

From: holzx on October 10, 2006 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: omg jokes dese dayz (’’,)

From: frank on October 11, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Comment: that was the supidest mother fuckin joke i ever read bye dumass

From: jewle on October 11, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Comment: COOl coolCOOLcoolCOOL

From: Mariah on October 11, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: Umm... NOT 2 be mean but... HELL wit it I HATE LESBIANS so u no who that was 2 MINDY u LEZBO!!!!!! P.S. GROSS LEZBO o ya that joke was pretty good i guess!!

From: wallie on October 11, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: all u pll r nobs

From: love_iroc on October 11, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: I thought it was hilarious

From: Glenn on October 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am
Comment: nice one but did she lose the big fat but

From: me on October 23, 2006 @ 11:46 am
Comment: I DID NOT GET IT!

   
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