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weigh loss clinic
Posted by: joe on August 5, 2005 @ 5:28 am
A severely obese man, upon the advise of his physician, goes into a quick weight loss center.
"First time?" asks the receptionist. "We’ll start you out on the 10 pound program."
She takes him into a room and departs, locking the door behind her. In the middle of the room is a nude woman with a sign on her:
"IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN FUCK ME"
He chases the attractive woman around the room for an hour or so until catching her and doesn’t come out for another hour or so. When he finally gets home and weighs himself, he’s lost twelve pounds.
Needless to say, he loves this place. He returns the next day with his fifty bucks handy. "I’ll try the 20 pound program today." She takes him to another room and locks him in just as before. In the middle of the room is a 400 pound gorilla with a sign on him:
"IF I CATCH YOU I GET TO FUCK YOU." |
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jade on October 10, 2006 @ 2:27 pm |
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hhahahahaha thats funni |
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cici on October 10, 2006 @ 2:27 pm |
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HA i lik it joe!!!! keep em comin babe!!!! xXx |
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Dana on October 10, 2006 @ 2:27 pm |
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LOL! That was so awesome! I laughed so hard I cried. |
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SLADE on October 10, 2006 @ 2:28 pm |
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ALMOST FUNNY.... |
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me on October 10, 2006 @ 2:29 pm |
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nice, not the first time i heard it, but still mildly funny
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jakeyp on October 10, 2006 @ 2:30 pm |
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i like this joke alot.. funi man joe..! |
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JR on October 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm |
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of the HOOOOOOOOOOOOCK |
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Samantha on October 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm |
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ahaha... good one!! |
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LJ on October 10, 2006 @ 2:34 pm |
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RAAAAHHH dats bare funny! xXx i dnt lyk gorrilars! |
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JeFfRo on October 10, 2006 @ 2:35 pm |
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Fair dooz dats is quite hilarious |
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JeFfRo on October 10, 2006 @ 2:35 pm |
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Fair dooz dats is quite hilarious |
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Big D on October 10, 2006 @ 2:38 pm |
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That was good. |
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Twiggy on October 10, 2006 @ 2:39 pm |
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Now that one is creative. |
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nish on October 10, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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wack kis my ass |
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WOW on October 10, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Die_young on October 10, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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well reading this joke, I’d a belly laugh........ ha ha ha ha.... |
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jonny inter on October 10, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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interesting |
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Baby Girl on October 10, 2006 @ 3:49 pm |
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that was a cool joke and funny as hell |
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ashhole on October 11, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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sweet joke but the gorillla part is soo gay!
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javy on October 11, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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sick ass |
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Bob on October 11, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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FUNNY!!!!!!!! |
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Danielle on October 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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Funny lol enjoyed tha 1 |
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haha on October 23, 2006 @ 11:46 am |
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quite good. keep trying |
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j on October 23, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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good 1 |
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