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Ya mama so Fat
Posted by: TateAnna on April 1, 2004 @ 1:38 pm
| Ya mama so fat she sat on me and I said the world is falling. |
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rachel on April 20, 2004 @ 2:46 pm |
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ya mamas so fat she sat down and the world was knocked out of orbit. |
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CHRIS on June 16, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
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UR MOM SO UGLY SHE WALK INTO A STRIP BAR AND THE PEOPLE PAID HER TOO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON
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kelli on June 17, 2004 @ 12:36 am |
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ya mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 4 quarters poped out |
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cassi owen on June 17, 2004 @ 8:11 pm |
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ur mama is sooooooooo freakn’ bald when she took a shower she got brain washed |
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cassi owen on June 17, 2004 @ 8:13 pm |
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ur mama is soooooooo aft she sat on a rainbow and skitles popped out |
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mike on June 18, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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ya mama soooooooo fat when she walked in front of the tv ya missed 5 epesodes |
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Josh on June 20, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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They are a load of fukin wank because your mum is so fat we put a drop of water in the bath and she sat in it and it overflowed
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Kate jokes on June 23, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
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your mamas so fat when the shop assistant asked what size she is it took 4 days to say all the extra larges |
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akram on June 23, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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ya mama so fat god can’t lift her soul |
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james smith on June 25, 2004 @ 2:17 pm |
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everybody makes mistakas take your parents for exsample |
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arty g on June 27, 2004 @ 9:19 pm |
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your mamas fat, she could sell shade |
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t bone on June 28, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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your mamas so fat she irons her jocks in the drive way |
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t bone on June 28, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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your so ugly when you were born the doctor slaped your moma |
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g money on June 28, 2004 @ 11:58 pm |
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ya mama so old moses signed singed her yearbook. now thats a joke |
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Sarah on July 1, 2004 @ 7:56 pm |
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your mums so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol |
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Sarah on July 1, 2004 @ 8:01 pm |
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your mums so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol |
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LIL TWEETY on July 2, 2004 @ 2:03 pm |
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YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A MATREES FOR A TAMPON NOW THATS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE ALL YAR UP ON HERE GOT CORNY JOKES |
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john on July 3, 2004 @ 1:24 pm |
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your mama so old she sat behind juses in the frist grade |
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babes on July 10, 2004 @ 1:02 pm |
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ure mommas so fat when ya wachin t.v she walks pass and u miss the hole film
if thers any fit boys out here ring me on 07979767155 |
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G3angst3r on July 11, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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Dat Joke Was Shit I can make Up Better 1 Than Dat For Example Ya Moma’s Armpits Are So Fuckin Hairy Wen She Got Me In A Headlock I Thought It Was Bob Marley Doin It To Me |
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kelly rowlands on July 13, 2004 @ 9:17 am |
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YA MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT SHE GOT STUCK IN DA GRAND CANYON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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tiffaney swinney on July 13, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
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yo mama is so fat she made gozilla look like an action figer |
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brummy15 on July 14, 2004 @ 7:15 am |
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ya mom has had more bumes than a second hand toilet by peanut liam gethins |
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dragonslayer41 on July 19, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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yor mom is so fat that when i figered her i lost a watch and two ringes 15/m/cali if any hot
chics call me at 766-1381 and ask for chris |
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parsha on July 20, 2004 @ 4:09 am |
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your mums so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews |
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parsha on July 20, 2004 @ 4:09 am |
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your mums so fat her belt size is equater |
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sam on July 20, 2004 @ 4:11 am |
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ya mums so fat and stuipid she got on a diving bord thinking it was a sunbed it snapped and caused a tiddlewave |
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fuck u on July 21, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
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Amanda on July 22, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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ya moma so fat the only way too get out of the restrant is too put a twinkie on the othef side ...... ya moma so fat she burns 4 rubbers at a time..... lol shame all in ya face |
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amanda on July 22, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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yo moma so fat u can lay a blanket over like michigin and cll it a water bed
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Bob Dirtnjibby on July 27, 2004 @ 2:25 pm |
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Those jokes were stupit they were’nt funny at all! |
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Smiley on July 30, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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Ya mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and said" who threw that rock" |
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moiii on July 31, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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ur mamas sooo fat, she jumped in the ocean and all the wales wer singing " we are family" ballz to u lot!!!!! |
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yello on August 1, 2004 @ 5:45 am |
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ya mommas so fat when she wears a yellow jumper and walks down the street everybody waves to the school bus
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billy bizzle on August 3, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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ma bals are so big ma draws rip |
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callum on August 15, 2004 @ 7:29 pm |
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ur mams so fat she sat on a curb n got a parkin ticket |
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callum on August 15, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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ur mams sooooooooooo fat she sat on a curb n got a parking ticket |
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jolon on August 20, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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ya mamas so fat she dot need the internet, shes already worldwide!!!!!!!! |
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name on August 23, 2004 @ 2:08 pm |
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your mama is so dumb wen the computa sed press any key to continue she couldnt find the any key |
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bek on August 25, 2004 @ 3:16 am |
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ur mum is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone |
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MR CHARLIE on August 25, 2004 @ 10:27 pm |
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THIS JOKE IS A ONE LINER WITH THIS MANY POSTS!!!! |
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fraser on August 26, 2004 @ 7:31 am |
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ya mom so fat she jump up in the air n got stuck ya mums so fat she went on a scale n it said 1 at a time ya moms so dum she got locked in a grocery store n staverd 2 death who would u save in a fire ya dad or a prostitute u save dad right wat about ya mom |
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lollie on September 1, 2004 @ 6:18 am |
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give me ur number billy bizzle |
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SeanyB fromLeicester on September 4, 2004 @ 12:22 pm |
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Yo man ur jokes r wickid sent some more in innit i need help cussin diss gal at skool send some ginger jokes. safe cheers if any1 does |
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SeanyB fromleicester on September 4, 2004 @ 12:27 pm |
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any fit gals in2 doggy let me av ur numba plz. safe i as got a 6 pack innit |
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SeanyB fromleicester on September 4, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
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ya mamas sooooooooooo fat she jumped in2 da grand canyon n got stuck |
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SeanyB fromleicester on September 4, 2004 @ 12:37 pm |
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ya mamas sooooooooooo fat she jumped in2 da grand canyon n got stuck |
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the funny girl on September 4, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
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ya mama is sooooooo stuped she triped over a cordless phone |
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the funny girl on September 4, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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ya mama is soooo dumb see got hit by a parked car |
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Preston is KoooL on September 4, 2004 @ 6:53 pm |
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Yo momma so dumb wen she heard it was chilly outside she brought out a bowl and a spoon |
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bermuda boy on September 8, 2004 @ 10:12 am |
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Ya momma sooo stupid she starved to death in a grocery store. |
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sexy_nancy on September 18, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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YA mama so fat that when she took her license picture it said to be continued on the other side |
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sexy_nancy on September 18, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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your mama so fat that she wore a red shirt and went out to the street and every car stopped cause they thought it was the light |
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sexy_nancy on September 18, 2004 @ 12:05 am |
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ya mama soooo stupid that when i told her christmas was around the corner she went around the corner looking for it |
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sexy_nancy on September 18, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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ya mama so fat she try to wear a thong and it turned into be a granny underwear |
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ya mum on September 23, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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My muma all of your jokes are soooo cool i red them, like, every night and i think of all of your pretty
faces and masturbate! |
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John Carrol on September 23, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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fuck all of you! my jokes are the best!
Why do girrafes have long necks?
because their feet stink!!! |
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kyle on October 1, 2004 @ 11:57 am |
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ya moms ass is so fat she irons her knikkers in the driveway |
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lil petey420 on October 7, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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your mama is so stupid she sait on the t.v. and wached the cauch!!! |
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gingersnaps42633 on October 15, 2004 @ 2:09 pm |
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ya mama so harry i misstaken her for an BIGFOOT.ans i called the police to get her |
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annoylester on October 16, 2004 @ 3:12 pm |
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your mama old when she weant on frieands united moses got in toch |
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tyler on October 18, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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your mama is so fat she tript over wal-mart sumbbld over k-mart and lanned on target |
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Jowellaaah on October 19, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
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ya mama is sow fat, you could put your tent on her and have a vacation 4 weeks on her butt |
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jowellaaah on October 19, 2004 @ 2:00 pm |
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....still discovering new spots...... :P |
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Jowellaaah on October 19, 2004 @ 2:00 pm |
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Greetz from Holland by the way...... Kissssss |
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the one on October 21, 2004 @ 12:27 am |
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Your mama is so harry, when you came out you got rugburn. |
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ggg on October 26, 2004 @ 5:35 am |
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ya mum is so dumb
she sat on teh tv and watched the couch |
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jr on October 27, 2004 @ 2:20 pm |
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ya what
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ouch on October 28, 2004 @ 8:34 pm |
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hey littlepetey420 your joke is older than the crust on your mamas butt.and u can’t spell u dimwitt
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GOD on November 5, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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YA MUMS SO DUMB SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE I SEE DEAD PEOPLE |
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cbon on November 7, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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yo mamma so skinny that when she takes a shower she can’t get wet |
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cbon on November 7, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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yo mamma so skinny that when she takes a shower she can’t get wet |
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secret on November 7, 2004 @ 8:34 pm |
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these jokes are so lame that it actually makes me laugh |
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unknown on November 7, 2004 @ 8:37 pm |
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hey ether are you a girl or boy |
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Lunachick on November 9, 2004 @ 3:08 pm |
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Safe everyone---
Ya mamas sooo fat she snapped the branch in your family tree |
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lunachick on November 9, 2004 @ 3:09 pm |
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seanyb- call on me |
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mitchell allen on November 11, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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ur mams so poor she was chacin the dustbin van with her shopin list.
ur mams so fat her blood presure is rock and roll.
ur so ugly wen u came out the doctor slaped ur mam.
ur mams so fik she went in2 da cinema and she tryed 2 change da channel.
ur mams so fik she 4t she went in2 argos & 4t she niked the 3 catalog.
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michael santana on November 11, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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ya mama so fat she wases a clock for wrist watch |
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michael santana on November 11, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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ya mama so fat she wases a clock for wrist watch |
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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Yo mama so fat she uses her matteress as a tampon! |
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:41 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat she was baptized at Sea World!
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:43 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat, she has her own jeans........FABJ........Fat Ass Bitch Jeans |
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:44 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat she cant reach her back pocket! |
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:46 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it sadi to be continued! |
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Joe Adragna on November 12, 2004 @ 12:58 pm |
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your comments all suck dick !!!!!!!!!! |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:17 am |
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your moma stinks when she opens her mouth, tourist think they are in chernobyl |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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your moma is so ’’goddamn why’’ fat, when she turns 360˚ she might die of oldage |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:24 am |
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Your momas vagina is so huge, she uses the empire state building as a dildo |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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your moma is so causing earthquakes that the goverment hires hitmans to get rit of the problem |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:35 am |
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your moma is so fat that all the money in the world together aint enough to give her some better facial features |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 10:45 am |
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iTS IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE MOUNTAINS, but your dad is the 1st person who makes your mom move |
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hello on November 19, 2004 @ 11:36 am |
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today is the day of the day u fucking sluts stupid basterds dont bring ma mama into this it took a long time to get fat it not somet that happens ova night n i love ma mama u fucking fattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! godbless and dont forget love your fat fucker mother fucker JUST LIKE ME!!! |
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hiya on November 19, 2004 @ 11:38 am |
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hiya loz ya silly slut its me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
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nikki on November 25, 2004 @ 2:12 pm |
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your mamas so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack |
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loz on November 25, 2004 @ 2:57 pm |
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your mamma so fat that she cant fit in her bed she has to sleep on the roof
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Mappa on November 27, 2004 @ 1:25 am |
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Ya mums so fat, that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
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Mappa on November 27, 2004 @ 1:25 am |
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Ya mums so fat, that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
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VIV FROM CHARLOTTE on November 27, 2004 @ 12:57 pm |
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THIS DAMN JOKE DOSE FUCKIN SUCK DICK LIKE YA DAMN MAMA SUCKED MINE LAST NIGHT BITCH |
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noname on December 2, 2004 @ 2:15 am |
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Your moma is so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a bootycall. |
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asdqwet on December 10, 2004 @ 9:39 am |
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sdyti |
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Keith Egnatuk on December 11, 2004 @ 8:32 pm |
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ya mama is so fat when someone looks at her they say OH fuck
orbet fell
FUCK YOU ASS HOLES |
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michelle write on December 15, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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your mama soooooooooooooooooooooooo fat when it was day light saving time god said move your fat ass over |
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spiddyocksgosouth on December 23, 2004 @ 1:46 pm |
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Yo mama’s so old, Moses tatooed the Ten Commandments on her ass. |
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fuk off lol on December 23, 2004 @ 4:17 pm |
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this is a shit insult get a life
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Matt Len CFC on December 27, 2004 @ 9:16 pm |
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your mum is so fat when god said let there be light, she moved |
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JOSH on December 28, 2004 @ 8:19 pm |
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YA MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT YOUR TITS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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JOSH on December 28, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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YA MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE USES MEXICO AS HER TANING BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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michael on December 31, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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your momma so stupid she thought hambuger helper came with a man!
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michael on December 31, 2004 @ 1:12 am |
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your momma so stupid that i said that it was chili out side and she went out with a bowl an spoon |
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cheese on January 5, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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your mama is so fat that when she walks down the street wearin a yellow shirt plz say taxi taxi |
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jalmac on January 5, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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wat is brown and six leaged.............................................................................................................. an indian ridin a dog |
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tha badest bitch on January 7, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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yo,this is for lil’tweety u iz a bitch all ya jokes ia fuck corrnie if u got smething to say write a fucking comment back to me you fucking corrnie joking bitch and i bet you can’t fight and that jokes u made was about ya mom don’t foget to send ya bitch ass comment back bitch holla at tha badest bitch real name jasmine .psall yall some fucking bitches and all yall jokes is corrine how bout that shit holla at tha badest bitch |
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bob on January 11, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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ur all fukin sad dese momma jokes aint even funny so go sort ur life out da lot of ya |
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skemz on January 12, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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r u lot so dum u cant even spell ive neva sen so much retardism in my life
by da way who made dis dumb website its neeky and whos dat neeky gal who left her numba
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y.skemz on January 12, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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Bruv who in da world would leave da nom on dis is she some type of prose |
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ryan on January 12, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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your mammas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people a waving |
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kim on January 15, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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ya mama is so fat, that there is no such thing as custom made for her!! |
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kyle on january 2005 on January 18, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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ur jokes suck so much mi moms pussy is better ya hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred |
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kyle on january 2005 on January 18, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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ur jokes suck so much mi moms pussy is better ya hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred |
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M I FUNNY OR WUT on January 20, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS IT READS 8.0 ON THE RICHTER SCALE |
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ME on January 20, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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YA MAMA SO FAT SHE USES A PILLOW AND A ROPE INSTEAD OF USIN A TAMPAX |
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Joelover on January 22, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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Yo mama sooo fat........yeah she just fat ha beat that
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carrie worly on January 22, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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here is a joke there was a girl she was pregnat with three babies one baby sad when i grow up i want to be a plummer cause there is alot of water in here the secound baby sad when i grow up i want to be a plummer because it is dark in here the last baby sad if that damn snake comes back in here i am gona bite it off
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carrie worly on January 22, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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here is a joke there was a girl she was pregnat with three babies one baby said when i grow up i want to be a plummer cause there is alot of water in here the secound baby said when i grow up i want to be a plummer because it is dark in here the last baby sai
d if that damn snake comes back in here i am gona bite it off
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nicole on January 22, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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listen here BITCHES if u got a problem its going to be aganced me any what area code i can huck u up with some boyz and whats your REALL NAMES
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me on January 24, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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ur moma so fat she had to sowe the lagest thoung in the worde
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Dick Weed on January 24, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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Yo mama so fat she went on vacation and had to rent out all the rooms in a hotel to stay there.
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Lasher on January 30, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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I can suggest three ways to better joke writing.
1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn how to write a complete sentence.
3. Those that can spell and write a complete sentence drop the Ebonics. It makes you sound ignorant.
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Kelly mengedoht on February 13, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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your mama’s so fat it makes you look skining |
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Ariel on February 13, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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yo mama’s so fat when she went scubadiving she got harpooned |
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trice mendoza on February 15, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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ur mama is stupid she feld a blood test |
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Mark on February 16, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
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your momma is so dirty she put ice cubes down her panties to keep the crabs fresh. |
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russ on February 17, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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i will put you down so low you will have to look up to see bottom. |
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Yo This is ya girl B on February 19, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Yo Ya Grandmom neck is so wrinkled i use it as a cheese gradter |
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Natysha on February 19, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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Yo these jokes were funny alittle bit
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little cabron on February 21, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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yo mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl |
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el vergas on February 21, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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your joke was preety cool but tis one is better yo mamas so old I kicked her in the back and her tities fell off |
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lil Boricua Nena on February 23, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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fuck all of yallz yall iz madd wak
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super fly phattie on February 23, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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YOur mama so fat when she walked into a room the radio skipped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK ON THAT BEOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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p.i.m.p. on February 25, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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thes joks suck nuts
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p.i.m.p. on February 25, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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and if somebody thinks of burning me they cant becaus i am the burn king |
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joseph on March 1, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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your mamma so dum that when she went to Mcdonnel she ordered posole. |
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sos on March 2, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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your mama is so fat when i fucked here it felt like i was on top of the ocean |
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fucke up on March 3, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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your mom is so fat that she is fat |
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HJBSTDBKHF on March 3, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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IF UR MAMMAS SO FUCKIN FAT WHY THE HELL DOESNT SHE GO ON A FUCKIN DIET?!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOT ARE A PILE OF LOOSERS WHO GETS THEIR KICKS OUT OF EXCHANGING YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT JOKES? WATCH SOME FUCKING PORN!!!!!!!!!
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jon jh kjh on March 5, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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your mama so nasty she had to stop wearing tampons because the crabs kept bugging jumping |
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jon jr on March 5, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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your so ugly you’re mom throw u out the window and the cop said pls do not litter |
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d on March 7, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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ya mama soooooooooooo stupid she tried toput mandms in abc order |
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gangster on March 7, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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ur mams sooooooo dum she used ur jokes. |
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gangster on March 7, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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allllllll ur jokes r crap
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Homer 12 on March 9, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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ya moma is so fat when she stood on the scales it showed her phone numba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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fat asian on March 10, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
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ya mums soo poor when u asked wats for dinner she pulls out a gun
and says, next one who moves! |
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kae hiro on March 11, 2005 @ 8:08 am |
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ya mama so stupid she thought Detroit was part of Africa |
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ya mom on March 11, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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ya mamas so dum she got loked in dat toliet and pissed herself |
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Mikey Gatica on March 14, 2005 @ 1:53 am |
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You’r mama so pore when there was a fire she went on the roof and said clap you’r hands stomp your feet prase the lord we got heat. |
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none of ur biznes on March 15, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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ur amas so fat she has to shave her pussy hairs with a tracktor now lick mine |
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jennie on March 25, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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ya mom is sooooo fat ahe stud on the waighing scales and it sed 2 be continuded
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ya mum on March 25, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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ya mums at home at home on ya bed cuz i jus porked her |
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murphsta_91 on March 28, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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ur jokes r worse dan ya mom in bed o u know aswell
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newcastle_4_lyf on March 28, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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ya moma so old that she sat next to Anne Frank, helrn keller, george washington, and rosa parks in 3rd grade. |
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mel on March 28, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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ur mommas soooo fat that shes fat!!!!!!!!!!! fuck u!
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Blake Lopez on March 29, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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ya moma so ugly her mom had to rap a pork chop around her neck just to get her dogs to play wit her |
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Blake Lopez on March 29, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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ur moma so ugly her mom had to feed her wit a sling shot |
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Blake Lopez on March 29, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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ur moma so dumb she put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how lonf she sleep |
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Blake Lopez on March 29, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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ur moma so dumb she thought an elavater was a mobile home |
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Blake Lopez on March 31, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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ur mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said to be continued! |
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Blake Lopez on March 31, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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Ur mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone |
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Blake Lopez on March 31, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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ur mama so fat se plays hop stoch like this "michigan, new york, alabama, los angalas" |
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Luis on April 1, 2005 @ 9:12 am |
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your mamma is so fat she wore an A&A coat and everyone thought she was an airline jet
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Luis on April 1, 2005 @ 9:14 am |
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yo mamma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn during birth
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Luis on April 1, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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yo mamma is like a brick flat on both sides and got laid by a MEXICAN
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napolian on April 1, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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ur mammas so stupid someone said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon
ya losers (jease) |
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napolian on April 1, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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oh sorry stupid and fatt!!!!!!!!! |
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catrat on April 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Cooljoke |
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catrat on April 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Cooljoke |
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catrat on April 2, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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Dont diis others jokes |
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catrat on April 2, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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Yo mama so stupet dhe tryed to drown a goldfish |
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im fat on April 3, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
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ya mum is so fucked |
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rubberducky on April 5, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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yo mamma so fat wen she saw a school bus she yelled"TWINKIE"!!!!!!!!!! |
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day day on April 6, 2005 @ 9:54 am |
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ya fat moms u day day beenhead fart face ya african booty scaratcher ya shoes r that old even jesus wore them ya rambos smareleeans but lickin ass holes
BEAT TAT ASS HOLES |
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poo poo face on April 7, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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yo mama sooooooo fat when she walked in to a stip club and pepol paid her to keep her clothes on |
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FAT ASSS on April 7, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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YO MAMA SOOOOOOOOO FAT SHE TRIPED ON THE SIDE WALK AND COULENT GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Luis on April 8, 2005 @ 9:09 am |
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yo mamma is so stupid she trped over a cordless phone
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Luis on April 8, 2005 @ 9:12 am |
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your mamma is so stupid she triped over a cordless phone |
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Tom on April 8, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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Ya mamas so fat she GOT BAPTISED AT SEAWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mamas she jumped up in the air and got stuck!!! Your mamas so fat that she fell in the Gran Canyon and got stuck! |
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bad bot 4 life on April 15, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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add me ppl carlsheils@hotmail.com 14 m uk |
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your moma on April 16, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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your moma is so fat you gave her a hug and got lost in her belly rols and if their are any hot girls my email is drew_food2010@hotmail.com |
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yo mama on April 17, 2005 @ 8:30 am |
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yo mama so old when you and her looked in her memerybook you asked who is next to ur mom and she said goh that just god |
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glenn on April 28, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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ur mums so fat she got more ro0lls than greggs
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Bob on April 30, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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Any fit bitches out there cum an suck me trouser snake its long and can cum out of ya arse |
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Bob on April 30, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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Any fit bitches out there cum an suck me trouser snake its long and can cum out of ya arse |
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mrs bling on May 5, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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u are so ugly that when u got dropped off at skool ur dad got a ticket fo littering....................boy yah ka cha ......... jungle is massive.........love u eminem x |
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ali GGGGGGGG on May 5, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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i is fitter than JLo next to me shes just a minger, im fitter that destinys child even the lead singer, im fitter than the spice girls especially he ginga, give it a shave i wana b in ya.........bang ........BANG |
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J M E on May 9, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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UR MUM IS SO FAT SHIS FAT |
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kid from the hood on May 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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ur mum wears G units and a doorag |
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mrs mathers on May 9, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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white america we love u how many ppl r proud 2 b citizens of this beautiful country of ours the strips and the stars that have made the rights for men that have died to protect,
the women and men who have broke their necs fo the freedom of speak united states government is swrn to up hold or so were told. think! |
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what on May 9, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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that aint the real time it is 21.28 |
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.... on May 9, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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well yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa muuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmaaaa is sssssssssooooo
sssssssllllllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwww. that when i asked her fo the time she took 10 hours ..
now that is the worst ya mumma joke in da united states ........... big shout 2 NY mazive, peace out peeps |
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kk on May 9, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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love u eminem
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jhgf08 on May 9, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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fuck u |
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lol on May 10, 2005 @ 2:55 am |
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ur mama so ugly. she went in to da haunted house n came out wit a paycheck |
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jose portuando on May 10, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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