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Posted by: uhoh4sho on April 10, 2004 @ 3:06 pm
| this man always see this woman in the hospital elavator every monday and one monday the man strikes up a confersation "so why are you here every monday?" she said i, "i go to the 3rd floor and give blood they pay 10$ wut about you?" "i go to the 5th floor and donate sprem they pay 100$" so the next monday he see agian he say "up to the 3rd floor?" she shook her head no with her mouth tightly closed and just pointed up and muttered 5 th floor .!!!! |
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| From: |
uhoh on April 20, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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hey sorry this a blond joke sorry wrong section!!!!!! wut ya think tho? |
| From: |
ellay vince on June 24, 2004 @ 8:19 am |
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cool (not |
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byufgfhcfgcfgh on June 24, 2004 @ 8:23 am |
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dumb are you blind? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wrong selection hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
| From: |
stoner on July 4, 2004 @ 3:31 am |
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i thought it was cool. creative |
| From: |
jojo on August 29, 2004 @ 3:06 am |
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it suck ass dip shit |
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crusher yeah right on September 7, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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either you is blonde or you is just STUPID yo |
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little miss sexy on September 23, 2004 @ 7:20 am |
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i think it was crap my gfranny could have made a better joke than that |
| From: |
j on October 16, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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jjjjjjjjjjjjjjhygg |
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from on October 22, 2004 @ 12:55 pm |
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o.k. |
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bob on January 11, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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i dunt no wt dese fukers r on abt dats funny as fuk |
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Billy-Bob Thornton on January 13, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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A mans begans a conversation with a woman in an elevator by saying, "Where are you going to?" The woman says, I am going to the third floor to sell some blood. They pay $10 dollars per visit. Where are you going? The man says, I am going up to the fifth floor. I am here to sell my sperm. They will pay me $25 per visit. Next week is here again and the man runs into the same woman again in the elevator, are you here to sell more blood. uh ugh!!!! She mumbles fifth floor and points to the button with the five on it.
while (billyBobThornton.equalsIgnoreCase("Funny Mother Fucker")
{
System.out.println("Billy Bob Thornton is the man.");
}
// if the while loop ends, which it shouldn’t because this dude will be funny as shit
// until he dies. Well, I hope so.
if (YOUHAVENTSEEN_WAKINGUPINRENO = true) || (YOUHAVENTSEEN_BADSANTA = false)
System.out.println("Then going see that film."); |
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Billy-Bob Thornton on January 13, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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Oops, that YOUHAVENTSEEN_BADSANTA is suppose to be set to true. |
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Billy-Bob Thornton on January 13, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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System.out.println("Then going see that film.");
another mistake, System.out.println("Then go see that film."); |
| From: |
Billy-Bob Thornton on January 13, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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System.out.println("Then going see that film.");
another mistake, System.out.println("Then go see that film."); |
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chicken squat on February 28, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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really only $100 i get paid $350 |
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b dub on April 12, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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to be honest it was Ok |
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nOrThRiDgEhOtTiE05 on May 5, 2005 @ 8:03 am |
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that was soo stupid! but ok?? |
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#14 on May 10, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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that was not really funny. |
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asdfghjkl on June 13, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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be nice to each other. |
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jus driftin on October 10, 2006 @ 2:26 pm |
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lol ..... yeah that was definitly a blond joke ..... or i’m jus really stoned :| |
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