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Salad!
Posted by: Charlotte Frost on November 3, 2004 @ 6:33 am
| There was a bowl of salad, in it was a piece of celery and a tomato. The celery goes to the tomato "I can’t fucking stand it in here." The tomato replys "Well.....why not?" The celery then says " I’m a Celery, Get Me Outta Here!" |
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sarah on November 19, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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horrible joke
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john on November 21, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
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that fucken sucks |
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person on November 24, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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horible horrible:( |
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martin on November 29, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. |
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crystal on November 29, 2004 @ 8:07 pm |
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ewwwwwwwwwwww dat was nasty dude!!!!!!!! |
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dan on December 8, 2004 @ 4:29 am |
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that fucken suked
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lorie on December 9, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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that was the most fuckin stupid joke i ever heard ,fuck tard |
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SO FUCKIN' BORD on December 13, 2004 @ 5:09 am |
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
NOT! |
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N O Y B on December 21, 2004 @ 1:26 pm |
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wot the hell is this? is it sposed 2 be funny or sumit: news flash ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!
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icecream on December 22, 2004 @ 10:52 pm |
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shity ass u need to go put that up ur ass and do not shit it out |
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mong on December 23, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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jmncsze gvfvggvhu uhihiuugffctugfiijhn ubhjio i iubuppijmmnkklnoijo b ijoijmjiniop08n shit joke gygufyuuffiiyyhiin bkgkby |
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shoVel on January 3, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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That was splinded! I loved the joke. It made me laugh so loud I almost wet my knickers.
Lucky me, I have great control of my bladder.
Thanks for the great joke there buddy! |
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Phillo on January 3, on January 4, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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That was shit! ive cracked better farts than that fucker! |
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stella on January 8, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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it was so funny i forgot to laugh oh wait no nothink loser this is for good jokes |
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bob on January 11, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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u sad nuva fuker |
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Ç®ëãm Ð-LïTÊ on January 11, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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WTF WAS DAT UR SUCH A LOSER GO HOME N MASTERBATE |
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homie on January 13, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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that sucked jfDLHFDGHLFURELUAGHEUFLRUEG |
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chloe on January 20, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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hello
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Fuck Breath on January 20, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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go to joke school |
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Alisha on January 23, 2005 @ 1:16 am |
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What the heck does that mean? |
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Emzie on January 26, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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well it wasnt 1 of da funniest jokes ive heard and certainly wasnt original. That whole im a celeb things is so last year |
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Tomato on January 28, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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That was fuckin brilliant! |
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rass claat on February 2, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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dat woz a nang 1 blad |
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no name on February 7, 2005 @ 3:24 am |
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i don’t get it |
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sefra on February 11, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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that was funny |
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lauren on February 15, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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sefra you and frost are PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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a-town on March 7, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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no sweety that was lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Vickey on March 8, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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that was the dumbest joke i have ever heard in my whole life!!! Now tell me why they let this dumb ass put it on here? i thought jokes was suppoesed to be funny? i dont find any humor in it at all...... |
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CHICKEN WINGS FLYING on March 8, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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THAT JOKE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Amanda on March 17, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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That joke sucked butt |
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korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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dude you suck monkey assssssss the only thing funny about that joke is you wrote it |
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b dub on April 12, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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That is a piece of bullshit. Really stupid |
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bbtipp on April 20, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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don’t ever put anymore stupid shit like that up again |
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Nancy on April 25, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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Charlotte, keep turning tricks, you will never make it as a joketeller.
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bobo on May 2, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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u r a pice ov fukin shit man!!! go to hell! |
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Taneisha on May 10, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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boy, this was a 1st grade joke, man which I’m saying it was realllllyyy crazy ha ha ha NOT!! HA ha ha IT WAS STUPID.. |
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chris on June 6, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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go home and masterbate you worthless peice of shit |
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this joke sucks on June 6, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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omfg dude. this joke sucked so fucking hard. i dont even get it.
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dylan on June 9, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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Who the fuck wrote this it fucking sucks donkey dick |
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Shayna on June 13, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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This is a stupid ass joke you need to get a brain, you fuck tart |
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babydoll06 on June 13, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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can ya, please stop carusen. |
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mike T on June 23, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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wow. i’ve heard jokes about retards, but retards TELLING jokes...thats something new. do us all a favor and let it go, ok rainman? |
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retard on July 2, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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thats retarded like me
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alex on October 10, 2006 @ 2:28 pm |
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what the hell was that supposed to be! |
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GGBack on October 10, 2006 @ 2:28 pm |
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was that one of those jokes you heard from your 3 yr old |
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ste on October 10, 2006 @ 2:34 pm |
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fukin shit was dat good. |
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tim on October 10, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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it made no sense so it sucked |
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Bob on October 10, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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I dont get it. |
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puffnstuff on October 10, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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i dont get it
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uncle fucker on October 11, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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sucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Danielle on October 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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not being funni ppl ryt but i doubt this person acually made this joke he/she’s just writing it to tell everyone and then you go cursing that person childish if u ask me nd btw i liked ur joke :D |
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Satan on October 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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Your coming to Hell for that one. See ya soon. |
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bob on October 11, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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you sucked the fucking balls off that joke |
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que tie on October 11, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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thats stupid!!!!!!!!! |
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jj on October 23, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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you suck |
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Filip on October 23, 2006 @ 2:08 pm |
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LAMERRRRRR that joke is so lame i wanna puke |
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