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salesman selling his...
Posted by: da joker on March 25, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
mr. mortin is a salesman in training is trying his first time he is on t.v. so he says " im going to wing it" so he does. his new tape is directed to overweight people. so he says " hi, im mr.mortin and im selling this tape (as he holds it up) now... i know its not a video tape, its not a cassette tape, its duct tape put it over your mouths and stop eating you fat asses!"
mr.mortin now has no job. |
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joke lover on March 30, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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that waas a great joke you should do more like that |
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awet4uy9 on April 2, 2005 @ 2:00 am |
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its alright |
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da joker on April 3, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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thanks everyone ill think up some more make sure to check out some of my other jokes... im only getting started |
| From: |
Nancy on April 26, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
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i am morbidly obese & did not find that funny. |
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NoRtHrIdGeHoTtIe05 on May 5, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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ayyy dont make fun of fat people i have fat friends!! lol but on the other hand nice kinda joke! |
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Taneisha on May 10, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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Making fun of fat people is not amusing to me. That was not funny! |
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Robb on May 14, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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Well if your Morbidly Obese then you might want to buy some duct tape it works! |
| From: |
gary on May 22, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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don’t forget to put duct tape around your GERBIL. (see dirty jokes) |
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babydoll06 on June 13, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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all ya, need to is shut-up. |
| From: |
Rachel on June 22, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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Hey, how do you know duct tape works? |
| From: |
jake on June 22, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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it fuked suked shit |
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mike T on June 23, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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duct tape huh? it has potential but ur delivery sucked. keep working on it. |
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Taneisha on June 27, 2005 @ 4:50 am |
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im a fat fuk i need to lose weight |
| From: |
Quincy on October 11, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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wow u now who u r, u can do better
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