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Doctor Sex
Posted by: SexyCena89 on March 29, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

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One day a man and a woman walked into the doctor’s office. They said to the doctor, "Will you watch us have sex?" and the doctor answered, "Ok, go right ahead." the doctor watched and found nothing wrong. He took the $32 from them and sent them out.

The next week the same man and woman came back to the doctor and had him watch them have sex again. The doctor saw nothing wrong, took their $32 and sent them out.

The next week they came back again. The doctor watched them have sex, saw nothing wrong and finally asked, "there’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex. What am i suppose to be looking for?"

the man answered, "Nothing. We can’t have sex at my house because of my wife. We can’t have sex at her house because of her husband. The motel charges $60 for us to stay there, you only chare $32 and medicare pays for all but $8 of it.


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From: drumrboy on March 30, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: THATS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT!

From: mikejones on March 30, 2005 @ 12:23 pm
Comment: thats real good

From: Bill on March 31, 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: Nice nice

From: Shro0mChick on April 1, 2005 @ 4:37 am
Comment: LoL

From: i died on April 1, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: that is ridiculous

From: LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: that was hott real nice

From: MEDZA MEDZA on April 3, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: THAT MEAN MEH OR ALRIGHT IN ITALIAN BUT YA IT WAS GOOD

From: lety rojas on April 5, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: that’s a funny crackin joke/. it’s hilarious and cool i love it.

From: jaylene on April 5, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: that’s some funny crakin shit and i wanna try one

From: jaylene on April 5, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: hey that’s some funny shit and

From: jaylene on April 5, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
Comment: hey that’s some funny shit and i love it

From: jaylene on April 5, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
Comment: hey that’s some funny shit and i love it did the doctor ever join rah

From: wayne on April 7, 2005 @ 9:15 pm
Comment: 8 dollar pussy. Thats a bargain, bitch!

From: Queenie on April 10, 2005 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: lmao wayne u is cheap as shyt lmao but dat joke was cute

From: zaine on April 20, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Comment: good stuff

From: big deal on November 4, 2005 @ 7:20 am
Comment: doctor should be charge $30 for free show

From: chay on November 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Comment: aiight aiight

From: deedee on January 19, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: that was funny as fuck

From: nico on April 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: No, you’re all wrong, this joke was NOT funny. Not bad either, but the punchline was weak.

From: jameshelmuth23 on May 13, 2006 @ 7:34 am
Comment: hey that was some pretty sweet shit

   
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