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Posted by: Grant Tucker on March 30, 2005 @ 3:51 am
A teacher asks one of her pupils tell me by tommorow what is the first five letters of the alphabet.
So he goes home and he asks his mum whats the first letter of the alphabet "FUCK OFF".
He goes to his dad what is the second letter of the alphabet " yeh yeh yeh yeh"
He goes to his sister what is the 3rd letter of the alphabet "9999".
He goes to his brother what is the 4th letter of the alphabet "Superman"
He goes to baby sister what is the 5th letter of the alphabet " on my little chu chu train"
He goes to school the next day. "What is the first 5 letters of the alphabet then?"
Fuck off
Do you want detention?
Yeh yeh yeh yeh
How many times?
9999
who do you think you r?
Superman
How you guna get out of this one?
On my little chu chu train
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kola on March 30, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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that joke is wank its a crap ver of a gd joke |
| From: |
Bill on March 31, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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haha nic niice |
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Kayla Olds on April 1, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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this is so funny I psssed my pants!!! |
| From: |
javi on April 1, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
| Comment: |
best joke |
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javi on April 1, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
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best joke |
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javi on April 2, 2005 @ 5:10 am |
| Comment: |
best joke |
| From: |
LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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that was a good joke |
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kayla on April 2, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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that was a good one |
| From: |
frankerchief on April 2, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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that was a fantastic joke |
| From: |
sssss on April 3, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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this joke sucked |
| From: |
Gary on April 3, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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Dear Mr Tucker, you are a funny *ucker. |
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shaye on April 4, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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that was so funny
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kayla on April 4, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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that was th funniest joke io have ever heard right it again
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| From: |
corey mprris on April 5, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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A teacher asks one of her pupils tell me by tommorow what is the first five letters of the alphabet.
So he goes home and he asks his mum whats the first letter of the alphabet "FUCK OFF".
He goes to his dad what is the second letter of the alphabet " yeh yeh yeh yeh"
He goes to his sister what is the 3rd letter of the alphabet "9999".
He goes to his brother what is the 4th letter of the alphabet "Superman"
He goes to baby sister what is the 5th letter of the alphabet " on my little chu chu train"
He goes to school the next day. "What is the first 5 letters of the alphabet then?"
Fuck off
Do you want detention?
Yeh yeh yeh yeh
How many times?
9999
who do you think you r?
Superman
How you guna get out of this one?
On my little chu chu train
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| From: |
jaylene on April 5, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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thats funny u should of said i fuck then teacher hard i finger her. and lick her pussy but it cool |
| From: |
neil on April 6, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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thats so fuckin Not funny, .....holy shit thats not funny. |
| From: |
Queenie on April 10, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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it was funny n a kidz wai lol |
| From: |
krystal on April 11, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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KIDS WILL SAY THE DAREST THINGS . |
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becca on April 16, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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dat was so shite!i heard dat wen i was primary school.if ur gonna tel i den get it rite |
| From: |
AdLovesHaz on April 16, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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nice joke was a short version of the propper 1 , good never the less tho.....
love u haz |
| From: |
Rater on April 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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That was a bull shit joke, i wasted 1 minute of my life now im wasting another minute, fuck lifes to short. |
| From: |
kool aid on April 18, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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want to play |
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kool aid on April 18, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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life is short so fuck with it... |
| From: |
CAT on April 21, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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I have some thing to say neil, becca, and rater you guys have the write stuff those other guys are so stupid fuck them. and kool aid WHAT THE HELL. |
| From: |
SJ on May 23, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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It would be a good joke if the answers that the family members gave had some
correlation instead of just random things. |
| From: |
gNoB on August 3, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Called this funny!!! This is NOT Funny to read...get it!!! this suck! |
| From: |
chay on November 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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not funi at all |
| From: |
Ashmatash on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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it WOULD be funny if the WHOLE joke was posted. you have to tell WHY the family members gave those nonsense answers. duh |
| From: |
ifu on November 27, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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fuck ohhff!!!!!! |
| From: |
COPY on February 20, 2006 @ 9:53 am |
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you coppied this joke from somebody else so now it is lame. |
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bloog on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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i think it is quite funny actually for all those ppl sayin it sucks |
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