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Triplets 3
Posted by: brit on April 11, 2005 @ 11:55 am

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one day a pregant mother was about to have triplets and the doctor said
he wont deliver the baby until she gives him some money. so she goes to
the bank to take out some money when a bank robber comes into the
bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. she goes back to the
hospital and has her triplets. she had two girls and a boy. the doctor said
they would be ok and that when they were older they would piss out the
bullet. so thirteen years later the first girl comes yellin to her mom and say
mommy guess what? i just peed out a bullet. her mom says thats great . a
year later her second daughter come in and say mommy mommy guess
what she say what? i pissed out a bullet her mom says thats great. about
two days later her son runs into the room and say mommy mommy guess
what his mom say let me guess you peed out a bullet? the boy says no i
was jaking off and i shot dad.


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From: cOwGiRl... on April 15, 2005 @ 6:10 am
Comment: thats is mad funni keep up the good work mate....

From: gs on April 16, 2005 @ 8:43 am
Comment: Funny

From: rachel on April 19, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: that was realli funni!! lmao

From: CAT on April 21, 2005 @ 10:48 pm
Comment: I have already herd this one it is so old.

From: SJ on May 23, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Comment: It was funnier when he said "I was jacking off and shot the dog." It doesn’t make much
since for him to be jerking off in a room with his dad there.

From: stevo on August 3, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: SJ has got a gd point. funny joke but i think theres a bit of inscest goin on there!!

From: ali from that island on December 25, 2005 @ 3:50 am
Comment: its "and then i shot the dog"

   
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