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Make it laugh
Posted by: Julian on April 12, 2005 @ 12:33 pm

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A guy goes into a bar looking for a job. Instead he finds a sign on the counter saying "Give 500 dollars if u can make my Jackass donkey laugh!". The guy asks about the jackass and finds that he is in the back room. He goes in for a minute and comes out, the jackass is laughing. The guy that owns the Jackass pays him and the man goes on his way.

A week later the same guy comes in and see that now the signs says, "If you can make my Jackass donkey cry I will pay 500 dollars!" so the guys goes in for like minute and comes back out, the donkey is crying. The guy sees this and pays him his money. Before the man can walk away though the man ask, "How u make my jackass donkey laugh and then cry?" the man replys, "Well first I went in and told him that my dick was bigger then his, which he laughed and couldn’t stop. The second time was easier, I told him agian it was bigger and he laughed then i pulled it out and he cried because it was bigger!"

""tell me what u think.""



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From: donkeydick on April 14, 2005 @ 3:14 am
Comment: i think you SUCK..........major league

From: Irish Bren on April 15, 2005 @ 5:33 am
Comment: old AND crap

From: jag singh on April 17, 2005 @ 6:51 am
Comment: ha hah ha ha hah hah hah
what a shit joke

From: jag singh on April 17, 2005 @ 6:51 am
Comment: ha hah ha ha hah hah hah
what a shit joke

From: jj on April 17, 2005 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: i loved it

From: frank on April 17, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: what do you call a black preist.. Holy shit.... what is the difference between a mexican and a bucket of shit...? the bucket What is the difference between a mexican and a sperm? 1 in a million work

From: jj on April 18, 2005 @ 9:48 pm
Comment: bill, go suck a donkeydick

From: Madde on April 19, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: What the fuck...?

From: danny on April 21, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: thats my joke bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: CAT on April 21, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: That was an ok joke but my focus is mainly on DANNY you are the bitch you can’t own a jokes a speceally one that stupid if i were you i would be glad he stoll that lame ass joke so suck it up or go suck your dick!!!!!!!!!

From: Hey douche bag... on April 21, 2006 @ 11:59 pm
Comment: umm CAT, didnt you just say that it was an ok joke?? moron.

   
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