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raffle tickets
Posted by: Lang on April 12, 2005 @ 9:02 pm
| John Howard decides to have a national raffle ticket competition. Prizes are given to first second and third. So John Howard announces first prize, “trip around the world, with $10,000 spending money.” The third prize guy says to himself, “awesome!” At this point the second prize guy is thinking, “If he is third prize and he got that, I must’ve got an awesome prize.” The announcer then announces what second prize wins, “Dinner for two with John Howard.” Furiously the second prize guy yells, “John Howard! John Howard! Fuck John Howard!” The announcer replies, “sorry you can’t have first prize!” |
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| From: |
? on April 14, 2005 @ 3:19 am |
| Comment: |
who the fuck is john howard |
| From: |
Ajay on April 14, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
| Comment: |
who the fuck is john howard |
| From: |
Godwin on April 15, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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Who the fuck is Alice, i mean john howard???..... |
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Irish Bren on April 15, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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Who the fuck cares. It was hidiously shit ! |
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Irish Bren on April 15, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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Who the fuck cares. It was hidiously shit ! |
| From: |
Shaun on April 15, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
| Comment: |
who the fuck is Patrick Swayzee? |
| From: |
Patrick Swayze on April 15, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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I am john howard! |
| From: |
Farah on April 16, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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wat da fuck, it wasn’t even funny. fuck that |
| From: |
john howard on April 18, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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I am Farah |
| From: |
Gary on April 18, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
| Comment: |
What the fuck is a Lang¿¿¿¿¿¿ |
| From: |
rachel on April 19, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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that was a realli shit joke, hu the hell sat down and thot ov that!!!!!! |
| From: |
Zaine on April 20, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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tht was horrible |
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An Aussie on October 29, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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John Howard is the priminister of australia and has bushy eyebrows and reminds me of a koala |
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