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the Bar name
Posted by: Katherine on April 19, 2005 @ 7:45 am

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There was a guy and he had no money and he went past a bar that had no name he went in and said the guy "may i please have a beer on the house i have no money on me? " and the guy at the counter said "yea sure but first before i give you a beer you have to come back and give me a name for my new bar!" "ok" the guy said.
So he went home and thought and thought and he came back with an idea he said "how about the Queens head?" " nah i dont liike it sorry" and then he said "how about the Queens body?" " nah i dont like it sorry" then and only then he thought of a name he said "how about the Queens legs?" YEA i really like that good on ya"
The next morning he was waiting in front of the new bar... and there was a police man and he said to the guy" excuse me but what are youdoing?" he came back with an answer and said to the police man
" I am waiting for the Queen’s Legs to open so i can get a drink "


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From: michelle on April 24, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
Comment: very funny, so funny N O T

From: coco on April 26, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: on a sacle of 1-10, id give this a 7. thats like a "C". thats pretty good

From: prof x x x on July 20, 2006 @ 11:13 am
Comment: u think that was funny. well that sounded like as if it was translated a dozen times from an alien language. on a scale of 1-10 i wud give it 10 well the scale was meant to be the worst of all jokes.

   
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