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nudist colony
Posted by: Lang on April 22, 2005 @ 5:43 am
| An old man joins a nudist colony, and he sees a pretty lady; so he gets an erection. The lady then comes up to him and says, “Are you calling me?” the old man replied, “I don’t know I’m not sure…” The lady then explains to the old man that if you erect it means you are calling the nearest lady, so then the old man makes love with the lady. After that the old man enters the sauna, he sits there then he suddenly farts, the big man next to him then says, “Are you calling me?” the old man then replied, “I don’t know, I’m new here.” The man then explains to the old man that when you fart it means you are calling the nearest guy, so the big man does his thing to the old man. After that the old man walks to the counter of the nudist colony; he says, “You can keep the 500 dollars membership fee!!! I’m out of here!!!” the receptionist then says to the old man, “Why? You’ve only been here for a couple of hours.” The old man replies, “Listen up, I’m 78, I get one erection every month, and to add to that I fart 15 times a day!!!” |
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lewis on April 23, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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nice! |
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Shaun on April 23, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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that was a good and original joke. I laughed |
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michelle on April 24, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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funny joke |
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kelly on April 25, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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fun fun fun!!!!!!; D
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Dazd on April 28, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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LOL Good job man! |
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hey hey hey on May 1, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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good joke
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Azure Blue on May 2, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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LMFAO!!!! |
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randommidgetchigger on May 6, 2005 @ 1:08 am |
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ROFTL!!! That was funny shit, man. OMG, LMFAO!!!! |
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Sam on May 21, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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That joke was on 1000000000000 other sites |
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nice on May 23, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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i feel sorry 4 that guy
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tio on September 2, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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that joke was gay as hell but i guess you r 2 |
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anurag on September 24, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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really nice joke i ever heard
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armadale on February 17, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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Hi, it was good.
How about this:
Q. "What is the difference between a man and an airplane?"
A. "The higher the airplane arises, the smaller it looks".
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