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funniest thing ever....seriously!
Posted by: steph on April 25, 2005 @ 8:57 am

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when one of ur friends is stoned do this......i had it done to me its the shit!

Stand facing the stoned one put one of ur hands by one sid of there face and ur other hand on the other side.palms facing towards there face. now as fast as u can bring ur hands back and forth keep doing it and as u do say........ur runnyng quickly through a forest in the night......u take a left turn(bring ur right hand quickly to there left side of face then back) then u say..."then a right turn"(do the same but with ur left hand.) then u say " ur still running even quicker now.....TREE( as u say tree hit them hard in the forhead and they should fall off the ground..... ITS THE GREATEST WHEN IT HAPPENS TO U AND UR STONED!


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From: JohnJohn on April 25, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: Steph...u must of been really bored when you tried to pull this shit...get a fucking life

From: hehe on April 25, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
Comment: Yea...and dont get stoned

From: john noon on April 25, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: that is the fuckin shittest joke ever its soooo boring

From: coco on April 26, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: get a life so you dont have to post shit like this on the net

From: bbtipp on April 26, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
Comment: that was stupid you really should leave joke telling to the pros

From: maxine on April 26, 2005 @ 10:15 pm
Comment: shame u got bummed

From: Celeste on April 26, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Comment: who told you to put that shit on the net. you should really think about what you put and read over it before you send it out

From: Dazd on April 27, 2005 @ 12:45 am
Comment: Have you ever seen that thing on TV where they show an egg frying and they say this is your brain on drugs?? You should pay REALLY close attention to that.


From: Confuzed on April 27, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: I think its a little late for intervention now. steph is totally FUCKED !!

From: Harry Nutz on April 27, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: Hey everybody!!! go to nasty jokes and read Gamebreakers jokes.
Thier fuckin Halarious!!!

From: heather on April 27, 2005 @ 11:37 pm
Comment: man when u get stoned u must b fuckin fucked up this joke is stupid

From: HarryNutz on April 29, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: Yes, I do. gary gets off sucking on Gamebreaker.

From: yarddog on April 30, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: i keep seeing that ad on t.v....... you know the egg & frying pan .. this is your brain & this is your brain on drugs

From: Mindy on May 1, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: Man that was sooo fucked up....you really need to get a life......maybe u should get laid so u have somthing better to think about!

From: SAT on May 2, 2005 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: BOOOOOOORRRRRRING , GET A LIFE ASSHOLE

From: Nonya on May 13, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: Such hostility. I find it slightly amusing that when someone does not post a "sexual" joke that they are ridiculed and harrassed. There is a reason that random posting is allowed.

From: TopOfTotemPole on May 14, 2005 @ 7:50 am
Comment: I did that in boyscouts 20 years ago, but never posted it or told anybody before doing it.

From: Jwc on May 29, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: You suck. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the previlege.

From: mindy on August 22, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: u must have been stoned when u decided 2 write summen that fucken stupid

From: Blost on October 25, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: that,s not dirty uless u fuck’em

From: @$%&*(&!:" on January 21, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Comment: you @#%^&* succk @!$^&(( you @$%&*!&() loser

   
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