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best golf ever
Posted by: Thomas Northrop on May 2, 2005 @ 10:22 pm

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three guyz walk into a hotel to stay for the night and the first guy asks if he can get a room

the lady behind the desk says yeah, but i am sry sir there is 18 pigs in it will that be ok?
yeah that will be fine says the man.
Next, the second guy asks for a room and the lady says "yeah but there is 18 cows in it", the man says oh that is fine just give it to me im tired.
The final guy asks if he can get one and she is like"yeah but there is 18 naked women in it." "oh that sounds good," says the man, "i’ll take it.

so the next moring all the guyz are sittin around havin breakfest and the first guy goes "damn i feel like a pig i just slept with eighteen of them!"
the second guy goes "man i feel just like a cow i just slept with eighteen of them!"
the third guy goes,"man i feel like a golf ball, i just got done doin eighteen holes!


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From: five 0 on May 3, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: THAT..........JOKE........SUCKED!!!

From: yo mama on May 4, 2005 @ 9:38 pm
Comment: that joke got it in the butt

From: Dazd on May 8, 2005 @ 2:34 am
Comment: Damn that was dumb!

From: thomas is done on June 6, 2005 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: if your joke is neither funny, witty, or original.. please spare us.. thanks in advance

From: Aaron on September 5, 2005 @ 10:58 am
Comment: that was great. you people dont know!

   
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