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The Ferrari and the garage
Posted by: Dannielle Tucker on May 7, 2005 @ 12:58 pm

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Little girl is in the shower with her mum and points to her vagina and asks
"Mum, whats that?" Mother replies "That is my garage"

Little Boy is in the shower with his dad and points to his penis and asks "Dad, whats that?" Father replies "thats my Ferrari"

Next day little girl comes home from school with her hands covered in blood and her mother is shocked asking "What happened to you?" Little girl replies "Well a boy tried to park his ferrari in my garage so I ripped off his back wheels.



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From: Dazd on May 11, 2005 @ 9:10 am
Comment: Old but slightly funny

From: blondie on May 12, 2005 @ 2:39 am
Comment: So .. dad takes his ferrari in and out of mom’s garage?
uhh ahhh yes yes yes!!!!!!!!! faster

From: pr hottie on May 14, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
Comment: ok danielle u definately seem 2 hate men.

From: Dannielle Tucker on May 15, 2005 @ 7:37 am
Comment: Me hate men!!! Naahh Love to fuck em then piss em off!!!


From: oddball on May 16, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: that jokes not funny...it happened to me the other month...am still talkin at an octave

   
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