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Posted by: tom on May 9, 2005 @ 10:09 pm
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” |
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| From: |
Falling Asleep Boy on May 12, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
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I get sleepy when I do that! |
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Lilslut on May 17, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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Hey hey I give a reeeeeel good blowjob |
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b nizzle on May 22, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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u get a pearl necklace( nut around ur neck) bitches |
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mindy on August 22, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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i bet i give a better one!!!! hehe, last time i got greenday tickets, lol
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wudnt u lyk 2 no on October 25, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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me n my bf take it in turns |
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guy on March 21, 2006 @ 3:12 pm |
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Mindy and Lilslut. You can both have a blowjob comp. and I’ll be the ginneypig |
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