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Wet Noodle
Posted by: SnAtCh TuRbAn on May 12, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

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One day some Dude got married and he began talking to his Grandpa at the reception.
His Grandpa said to spread sex out evenly throughout his marriage so his relationship would last longer.
The dude then asked his Grandpa if he still had sex, and he responded yes.
So the Dude asked, "What’s it like to have sex when you’re 80 years old?"
The Grandpa said, "It’s like trying to shoot pool with a wet noodle."


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From: ROY on May 15, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
Comment: KNOK KNOK SEX

From: Ryankania19 on May 15, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
Comment: I used to have a limp noodle when I had sex with women...but now that I shove it up mens assholes and rip them a new one I’m like chevy baby as hard as a rock...if there’s any other penis lovers out there hauler at me

From: mike on May 15, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: pure shit

From: lomp on May 16, 2005 @ 1:06 pm
Comment: queeeeeeeeeeeeer

From: BIG J on May 21, 2005 @ 1:29 am
Comment: It’s like trying to shoot pool with a rope dip shit

From: sumguy on May 25, 2005 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: fuck that hate shit

From: u&i on August 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm
Comment: thissucks

From: sugar baby on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Comment: ggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssseeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Ryankania19 that is nasty haula at me when you find out what horrible diseise you got:eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!


From: samantha on March 25, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: that is sick. i don’t care to hear about old wrinkely nasty 80 old man junk.

From: Honey Drop on April 12, 2006 @ 10:47 am
Comment: sick isn’t even the word.

   
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