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Working In The Garden
Posted by: Leila on May 21, 2005 @ 4:20 pm

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A man and his wife were working in the garden one day, and the man looked at his wife and said, your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape to measure the grill, and then he ran over to were his wife was working and measured his wife’s ass. YES. I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue! The woman chose to ignore her husband... Later that night in bed, the husband was felling a little frisky. He made some moves towards his wife, and she just ignored him. What’s wrong he asked, she answered, do you really think I’m going to fire up this big ass grill for one little winnie?


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From: kay&jay on May 24, 2005 @ 12:14 pm
Comment: lol a lyk it

From: jay on May 24, 2005 @ 6:39 pm
Comment: What is he , a horse?/ Kay is too stupid to know better.

From: Rheanna on May 25, 2005 @ 3:10 pm
Comment: I loved that joke, guys bewareof the TANK-ASS!! lol

From: Rheanna on May 25, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: I have a real TANK-ASS for you Jay.

From: juliagirl on May 26, 2005 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: i liked the joke...

From: jay on May 26, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: i love you too rheanna. i’ll dump kay for you. want to have a sleepover?

From: Rheanna on May 27, 2005 @ 9:04 am
Comment: yea, if kay is there. i already slept with you now iwant to sleep with kay.

From: meh on May 29, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
Comment: funny funny joke. keep it up!

From: butterfly on June 3, 2005 @ 12:44 am
Comment: I know the filling---

From: oldlady552 on May 21, 2006 @ 11:26 am
Comment: LMAO!!!!

   
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