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Posted by: Kay&Jay on May 24, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
A guy goes to a Brothel. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his £200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He’s searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It’s paid for."
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| From: |
haha on May 24, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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lol thats one of the best jokes i have ever heard much better than any i hav red on this site before, keep it up kay&jay!!!!!!! |
| From: |
jay on May 24, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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That one was mine. Kay tells stupid ones. |
| From: |
loco on May 25, 2005 @ 2:38 am |
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? no |
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Rheanna on May 25, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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fucking great EH! nothing bad to say---NEUTRAL CORNER |
| From: |
Rheanna on May 25, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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you can do me for free |
| From: |
kay&jay on May 26, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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to rheanna:
no1s THAT desperate
an to the 1 hu calls himself jay:
fukin idiot. ma name only stands 4 1 person n thats... me! |
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Rheanna on May 26, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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fuck you I didn’t write the infamous "you can do me for free" but what the fuck ever guys. Whoever the fuck wrote that is a fucking peice. Eat me you tool!!! I have been nothing but fucking nice so fuck sakes |
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Rheanna on May 26, 2005 @ 7:23 pm |
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I know its you Kay! Your just mad becoz I fucked Jay! So eat me you biotch! |
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sizzlE on May 26, 2005 @ 7:57 pm |
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wow u guys r ridiculouss.
eat me.. hahahha no.
good joke though. ive heard it a billion times tho. |
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kay&jay on May 27, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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omg! rheanna u sicko!! i hav a little brother called jay... n he’s 9! so if ur claimin uv fucked him ur fukin disgustin!!!!! |
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Rheanna on May 27, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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YOU ALL ARE FUCKED IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THIS SHIT OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT ME BECAUSE I WRITE DURING THE DAY AND THIS BITCH WROTE AT LIKE 7:23PM SO IF YOU ALL ARE THAT FUCKING DENSE THEN GOD FUCKING HELP US ALL. |
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Miss Picky on May 27, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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Ya all just need to shut the fuck up!By the way I like that joke!Ha Ha |
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Rheanna on May 27, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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Hey, I didn’t post that. I don’t get home from school till 2:40. Kay, it was you wasn’t it? Are you mad becoz I fucked Jay or becoz Jay lost his virginity before you did? You’re jealous of what Jay and I have together. Get a life, biotch, go get laid! |
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Kay&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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hahahaha u make me laff rheanna! u rli need 2 get a life! |
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Kay&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 9:33 am |
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n y du u keep sayn uv slept wiv jay n u no its kay? am 1 person n a dnt live in america wer am gessin u live! am from england n 1PERSON! |
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Rheanna on May 28, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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You can deny everything thing you want, Kay, and make up all the lies you want but both you and I know the truth. Jay knows the truth too and he’s hurt by the way you’re acting. Get your own life and leave me and Jay alone!! |
| From: |
rheanna on May 28, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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this is my forum now and i will soon have your rectum trained to do jumping jacks. |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 11:13 pm |
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Our rectums will jump like mexican jumping beans. |
| From: |
pms on May 29, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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yer thats old and lame |
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Rheanna&Jay on May 29, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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So is kays little tushy. |
| From: |
stranger on May 31, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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WTF who is really rheanna?!?!?!?!
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kay&jay on May 31, 2005 @ 5:31 am |
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to stranger:
thank u! a thought it was just me that thought she was a fukn twat!
shes an idiot if u want 2 no. fukn sick as out cos she wants 2 think she shagged ma little bro. n a think she lives ova in america but she still thinks that even tho i live in ENGLAND!
shes a ryt fuckwit!!!!!!! |
| From: |
rheanna&jay on June 1, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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ok kay&jay u win
i didnt shag im im a bitch
soz
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| From: |
Rheanna on June 1, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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my names not Rhanna&jay anymore |
| From: |
Kay&Jay on June 1, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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Well thanx 4 apologisn.
shows ur not so bad afta all |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on June 2, 2005 @ 7:11 am |
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Today it is. |
| From: |
Andi on June 2, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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I thought this was a site for jokes not for pathetic bitching. What are you all - 12? |
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Rheanna&Jay&Andi on June 2, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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Now Andi is mine too. |
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kay&jay on June 2, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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well actually im 14 |
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Rheanna&BigBlackGuy on April 20, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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Kay, I dont need your stupid ass anymore, i have a man with a Ginormous penis and he penetrates me untill i bleed, Jay could never do that, you can keep him. |
| From: |
Brent on July 7, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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Wow you guys are pretty messed up. |
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