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Really bad day
Posted by: Billy on May 25, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
| This guy walks int o a bar and sees a big jar full of money laying on the bar. He asks the bartender what it was for and the bartender says well why do you ask and the man said that his wife left him a few weeks ago and he was in need of some cash. So the bartender told him that he had to do three things. First, he said, you have to take 15 shots of that stuff and points to 15 glasses bubbling on the bar. Okay the man says, what next.Well the bartender said, there is a wild bull running around downstairs, and you have to tame it. Okay the man says, whats last? The bartender pointed to a set of stairs and said up there is a 100 year old lady that is still a virgin and you go to give her sex. So the man gets up and takes fifteen shots, falls off the barstool and stumbles down the stairs. The next thing you know all you could hear was the bull and the man screaming. About five minutes later the man comes tripping up the stairs with his paints torn and a bluddy nose and says " Okay wheres that lady i need to tame." |
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Amber s from va on May 27, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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thats fucked up |
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Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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That was a good joke. Made us laugh. |
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Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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Good. Make us laugh. |
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sleepy on May 30, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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funny |
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big j on June 1, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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Why would you fuck a bull? |
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.... on June 7, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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he drunk learn how to read! |
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.... on June 7, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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he drunk learn how to read! |
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blonde_w/_big_tits on June 30, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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that sucked |
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nwaejtkohaeoif on July 3, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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LoL!! that was funny....eww...LoL!! |
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tombo on August 19, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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that was joke!! |
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Da_Dude!! on September 19, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Heeeyyyyy......this aint original..... |
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javnarooj on September 21, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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ooooooooooooooh.................not a paki joke |
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Dat Gurl on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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That joke didn;t make any sense and allot of words were mispelled or was missing words. That sucked big time. |
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Nicholas on May 9, 2006 @ 1:09 pm |
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That’s old, the original variant (form a decade or so ago) was a pitbull that needed teeth removed. |
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