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Reverend John Fuzz
Posted by: Kay&Jay on May 27, 2005 @ 11:29 am
The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly., "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don’t you let me take you home?"
"Shure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won’t have any of that carrying on in this bar."
The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don’t understand, I’m Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded, "Well, heck, if you’re that far along you might as well finish the job."
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kharoline on May 27, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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oooooooh that is sooo sick,yet funny....very funny |
| From: |
vxjfgxjhdf on May 27, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Desmond Mercer on May 27, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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That makes me horny
I want to masturbate
here I go:
oh yeah
oooooooohhhhhhhh
wow it’s getting hard
oohhhh baby
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
that feels great
I’m gonna go fuck my dad. He’s great.
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| From: |
Kay&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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lol |
| From: |
!@#$%^&* on May 28, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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You still on Kay&Jay???? |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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Pastor Fuzz! Very funny. |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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Why us? What did we do? |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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I am part of the buttpack, .....dad. |
| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 29, 2005 @ 1:16 am |
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Don’t forget Kay. She’s lonely without Jay. She have big spincter today. |
| From: |
greg on May 30, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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thanks...lmao!!!!! |
| From: |
Bubba&Jay on June 1, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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That jokes been done. Next. |
| From: |
Jay(fromkay&jay) on June 1, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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wot the hell r u ona bout bubba im 9 years old
and by the way rheanna kay wont be lonley cause im 9 and im her little brother so im not goin out wit u. you sicko
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| From: |
Dirty Jokes Staff on June 1, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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Jay we’re so sorry, but you have to get out of Dirty Jokes and Adult Jokes. You can go to
Children Jokes. Now go on WE ARE WATCHING YOU.
Dirty Jokes Staff |
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The real Jay on June 2, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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sucks 4 you little man but i’m Jay bitches and i’m 16 so don’t say nuthin! BITCHES!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
The really real Jay on June 4, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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I’m really 14 and just looooove Michael Jackson!!! |
| From: |
i kill u on June 30, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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dood i wish i could get off to shit like that...and then go fuck my dad...but i dont think he likes me that way.. |
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