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Suspicious Mother
Posted by: Kay&Jay on May 28, 2005 @ 9:45 am
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don’t suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ’did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ’did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ’do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ’do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom" |
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| From: |
Rheanna&Jay on May 30, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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Kay&Jay are passe, Jay is mine. |
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Melanie on August 16, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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That was cute. |
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Pami on December 2, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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dat woz prety funy.lol!my mums way 2 thik 2 fink of sumfing like dat |
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angel from hawaii on February 22, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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I swear all these ppl that post jokes on here are fucken lame! Yeah this was a good joke but the moron that posted it fucked upi the original! |
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nico on April 20, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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true |
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