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A PERFECT PENIS
Posted by: RAGDADDY on June 1, 2005 @ 5:41 pm

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Early one summer, a six year old Arkansas boy and his family, decided to take a trip to Sweden. During this trip, the six year old Arkansas boy stumbled apon a nudist camp. Noticing the adult men were different in appearance, the six year old wondered up to the ,"most endowed" male at the camp, "what is that?", the six year old asked. "Dis is a penis," the Swedish man replied, "and da perfect penis, if I might add!!" Apon arriving back to Arkansas, the six year old continued school with the 2nd grade, and for his first "show and tell," the six year old Arkansan, removed his penis from his pants and said, "While in Sweden this summer, I learned that this is a penis.....and it would be a perfect penis....if it were only 4 inches shorter!!"


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From: Rheanna&Jay on June 2, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
Comment: Excellent!

From: gary on June 2, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
Comment: and then he grew up and became a president.

From: MARK REAGAN on June 2, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: That’s the truth.

From: holly on June 3, 2005 @ 1:39 am
Comment: and nothing but the truth

From: JOE on June 13, 2005 @ 2:22 am
Comment: GREAT!!! AND PROB. THE TRUTH!!

From: nunya business on June 13, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: it is rubbish n i agrre wit that boy called chris watson n how did u get a five star for that punkass joke??hahaha neway i am out bye n fink of a better joke please

From: tim hinamen on June 23, 2005 @ 3:21 am
Comment: Looks like chris, and nunya went to sweden and got showed up!! I liked it and thought it was great!!! Get a since of humor bitches!!

From: TOKEr on July 6, 2005 @ 9:12 pm
Comment: OK but I’ve heard it befor

From: llama on July 16, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Comment: lol

From: tim hinamen on July 16, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: I changed my mind!!! this joke sucks!

From: Barbie/Jasmine on July 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: HAHAHA that was hilarious!

From: sweed wit 19in on March 4, 2006 @ 8:13 am
Comment: you fucking suck balls, go to hell

   
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