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Posted by: mike on June 2, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
one day a white guy walks into the plastic surgeon’s office n asks
"i want to be black, can u do that?" n the plastic surgeon says "yeah, but we’ll have to add 5 inches to your penis, take away 30% of ur brain and make u 70% darker." so the guy says okay
after the operation, the surgeon says "i’m sorry, but we’ve made some mistakes. we cut off 5 inches of ur penis, took away 70% of ur brain and made u 30% darker, is this okay with u?"
n the guy replies "si, senor." |
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hunni bee on June 3, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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hi its me hunni bee i think the joke is ok but not that funny but i like it about 1 out of 5 still; though will you go out with me as noone else has said yes they all, aint replied i shall come on this everyday 4 your awnser |
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loco on June 4, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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not bad |
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rollspolls23 on June 4, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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pretty good |
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dc on June 5, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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Pish..... |
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Vincente on June 5, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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Muy loco. Mi gusta. |
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dr_profanity on June 10, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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the joke is a’ight...cracker |
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sexy mexican mama on June 14, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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that shit is racises for blackes and mexicans |
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Nith Cambodian on June 15, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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It’s not the funny joke |
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Xion on June 17, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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LOL U racist fuck! That was funny! |
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me on June 24, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
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mexicans dont have small ones... its the whites and asians bitch!
it woulda been funny if it made sense! |
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heh on June 29, 2005 @ 4:11 am |
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heh heh heh har har har ha ha ha mexicans. |
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mexican on July 6, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
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That was good I dond perticulerly care about the racest aspect of a joke as long as its pulled off properly and yours was pulled varey well |
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Barbie/Jasmine on July 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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HAHAHA thats hilarious!!! |
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Tesser on July 22, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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Oh hell naw i aint even reading the rest of this dumb ass joke black people are not dumber than a white person. In fact i think that we are smarter.You need to be kicked in your ass. You need to grow the fuck up that shit is not funny. And to yall who think it is yall need to go to hell thats where you are going to end up ne way. stupid asses |
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369goose drank wine on July 22, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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shit i dont what race grts offended coz that joe made my stomach hurt. |
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shut up people! on July 23, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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good god it’s just a joke. don’t take it too literally! if u look all over the site, there’s jokes that target every race out there, so stop your bitching! |
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Unknown on August 13, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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Also, Si Senor Is Spanish! |
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-=MaYhEm=- on August 31, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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I’m not a racist, i just hate everybody equally. : ) |
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ash on September 23, 2005 @ 7:52 am |
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what does si senor means? Anybody knows.? |
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StephkSis@aol.com on November 28, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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I think it means yes sir ash..i actually kinda liked that joke...well, ok alot |
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LULAC on December 7, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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That’s a very fuuny one......Can’t we all take a racist joke......
Ha......Ha......Ha...... |
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Dee on December 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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Hey, person named me who made a comment about whites having small ones...for your info, my husband sure doesn’t! |
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Smarter Than You on February 23, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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Hey unkown from August 13, are you an idiot? Of course it’s Spanish. What do you think Mexicans speak, German? You truely are a few bricks shy of a load. |
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ME 118 on April 6, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Hey, "Smarter Than You", unknown was just pointing out that it doesn’t have to be a MEXICAN in the story, there are plenty of other countries that speak Spanish. Looks like you aren’t so smart afterall. |
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nico on April 20, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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nice ME, nice |
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